The 'Frugal Fashionista's' feeling a little 'nutty' lately and is taking her show on the road in search of what else? The perfect 'nut' at the perfect 'price'. And at '99 cents a pound' what a steal! Yes folks, I've gone where no fashionista has ever gone before...*cue theme from Rocky here*...to Highland Farms to do some 'walnut hunting'.
For this adventure in shopping I needed the expertise of my trusty partner in 'daily specials' crime. The Frugal Fashionista Sr. extraordinaire herself (also known as my Mom) by my side. We entered the store bright and early on Saturday morning which is reminiscent of the DVP at rush hour both in and out of the parking lot. The reason? The flyer indicated it was a only a weekend sale so we had to make sure we didn't leave the store empty handed no matter what the cost.
After popping in a quarter to release the cart from its confines, the beast within me was unleashed as I pushed the getaway buggy through a crowded produce section like I was hell on wheels. We had our sensible shoes on and nothing was going to stop us. Nothing and no one. As we made our way to the back of the store we noticed a flurry of activity. This is how we knew we'd located our target. We then assessed the situation looking for a possible opening on how to approach the green bin. It had garnered so much activity it looked like a rock star surrounded by hundreds of groupies looking for an article of clothing to strip off and take home as a souvenirs. They're animals I say! Animals!
I park the buggy alongside shelves of assorted nuts and watch in awe from the sidelines. By this time the Master (my Mom) puts on her glasses and is making her way into this chaotic mess. She casually slips herself with ease between a fortress of people carefully guarding the legumes like their life depended on it. Armed with several plastic bags in hand she's only one step away from getting her hands on the prize. Walnuts!
A multicultural mosaic of various dialects (Italian being the most prominent) could be heard echoing around us, all of which have the same goal in mind. A tiny opening in the crowd provided mom the window of opportunity to slip her fingers into the bin allowing her to fill her bag. This prompts the bargain hunters to step aside as she takes her rightful place at the display. Handful by handful she successfully executes filling not one, but four bags of walnuts before our nutty adventure comes to an end. Yes, my mom's truly an inspiration to watch cause she's a supermarket pro and it sure shows. I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!
So in the end, it only took two trips to the car and four separate check-outs (it was one bag per person) so that we wouldn't get scolded by the cashier (like the couple in the check-out next to us which was embarrassing to say the least) but being they're always $2.99 a pound it was well worth it.
This is one of those moments taken right out of the Mr. T handbook of bargain hunting. He'd say, 'I pity the fool' who pays regular price! Grrrrrrrrr!
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Sunday, November 29, 2009
Friday, October 9, 2009
"IT'S THANKSGIVING: A TALE OF ONE TOM"
At this time every year, millions of turkeys make the trek from the farm to our tables and this year's no exception. But really what do we know about Tom's journey? Other than a few gobbles, it's lights out and the next thing he knows he's stuffed to the hills, sharing a roasting pan with his good friends yams, Yukon golds and carrots in a sauna of 350F for 4 hours. Yup, stick a thermometer in me I'm done!
So my question is, what do they think about this yearly tradition? I'm sure they'd avoid (if not ban all together) this holiday (or any other requiring the mass homicide of their ancestors and fellow siblings). You wave to your good buddies as they go off into the barn only never to be seen or heard from again. Can you imagine being reunited with your childhood BF in the local Loblaws freezer? I can just hear it now. A muffled voice coming from within the plastic packaging. "Howard is that you? I almost didn't recognize you." And then a faint reply, "Yeah, it's me and what a fine mess we've gotten ourselves into Gordi!"
Sadly, I partake in the demise of these innocent gobblers myself. And being a fellow carnivore like many of us are (sorry couldn't quite get into the vegan thing) I'm all for a couple of slices of white meat smothered in homemade gravy, with stuffing and potatoes on the side. Yes, there's nothing like it. All at the expense of those poor plump birds specifically designed for stuffing and bringing joy to all those hungry souls gathered around the dining room table for a little succulent somethin'-somethin' to satisfy their Thanksgiving palettes. Once the aroma begins to consume the air in my kitchen then trickling its way into the rest of the house no one can resist. No one. It's so darn tootin' heavenly!
While I'm in the kitchen, I know he's watching my every move. As I carefully chop the carrots and potatoes I can see him giving me the evil eye from way across the counter. I do my best to ignore him but I'm sure he's been secretly flipping the bird (with both wings!) at me behind my back too. Hey, the reality is that I'm not the one headed for oven. He is. Zing! That's gotta hurt considering me and my guests will be waiting in baited breath (and plates in hand no doubt) for his grand appearance (and final one). One might even say he's the gift that keeps on giving, that is if you have leftovers for days on end.
Amidst all the negativity surrounding this tradition, deep down I believe he's flattered to some degree. After all the fuss is about HIM. Yup, it's all about HIM. Just think of it as a real send off into those big pearly gates where so many of his friends, family and ancestors before him will be waiting. It'll be a real gobblefest reunion when he gets there. So then why not go out with a real bang? Drumstick anyone?
The time has come...*oven door creeks open*...Your destiny awaits you Tom!
(Where's a wishbone when you need it eh?)
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Read more on this article...
So my question is, what do they think about this yearly tradition? I'm sure they'd avoid (if not ban all together) this holiday (or any other requiring the mass homicide of their ancestors and fellow siblings). You wave to your good buddies as they go off into the barn only never to be seen or heard from again. Can you imagine being reunited with your childhood BF in the local Loblaws freezer? I can just hear it now. A muffled voice coming from within the plastic packaging. "Howard is that you? I almost didn't recognize you." And then a faint reply, "Yeah, it's me and what a fine mess we've gotten ourselves into Gordi!"
Sadly, I partake in the demise of these innocent gobblers myself. And being a fellow carnivore like many of us are (sorry couldn't quite get into the vegan thing) I'm all for a couple of slices of white meat smothered in homemade gravy, with stuffing and potatoes on the side. Yes, there's nothing like it. All at the expense of those poor plump birds specifically designed for stuffing and bringing joy to all those hungry souls gathered around the dining room table for a little succulent somethin'-somethin' to satisfy their Thanksgiving palettes. Once the aroma begins to consume the air in my kitchen then trickling its way into the rest of the house no one can resist. No one. It's so darn tootin' heavenly!
While I'm in the kitchen, I know he's watching my every move. As I carefully chop the carrots and potatoes I can see him giving me the evil eye from way across the counter. I do my best to ignore him but I'm sure he's been secretly flipping the bird (with both wings!) at me behind my back too. Hey, the reality is that I'm not the one headed for oven. He is. Zing! That's gotta hurt considering me and my guests will be waiting in baited breath (and plates in hand no doubt) for his grand appearance (and final one). One might even say he's the gift that keeps on giving, that is if you have leftovers for days on end.
Amidst all the negativity surrounding this tradition, deep down I believe he's flattered to some degree. After all the fuss is about HIM. Yup, it's all about HIM. Just think of it as a real send off into those big pearly gates where so many of his friends, family and ancestors before him will be waiting. It'll be a real gobblefest reunion when he gets there. So then why not go out with a real bang? Drumstick anyone?
The time has come...*oven door creeks open*...Your destiny awaits you Tom!
(Where's a wishbone when you need it eh?)
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Read more on this article...
Sunday, October 4, 2009
"LETTERMAN MAKES HIS OWN TOP TEN LIST"
After years of classic zingers aimed at the secret boudoir antics of celebrities, sports figures and politicians comes a major flub from the other side of the mike. Late-night show host David Letterman joins the ranks of the terribly tarnished making headlines when a plot to extort $2 million was made public.
Letterman opened the show with his usual monologue expressing regret at his behaviour involving sexual encounters with female staff members of his show. A sympathetic audience laughed as he tried to make light of his embarrassing blunder with serious repercussions. He said, "I got into the car this morning and the navigation lady wasn't speaking to me. Ouch." Yes, it was damage control at its finest and whom better to make this formal admission that the man himself.
Robert 'Joe' Halderman, a CBS News producer for the show '48 Hour Mystery' was behind the alleged extortion plot and was in deep financial debt. Halderman lived with Stephanie Birkitt, an ex-assistant on Late Night, when he found her diary describing her relationship with Letterman. More women have since come forward also claiming their involvement with the late night show host.
Fellow late-nighters didn't waste a moment to use Letterman's indiscretions to their advantage. Jay Leno opened with, "If you came here tonight for sex with a talk show hist, you've got the wrong studio." And the zingers kept coming with Jimmy Fallon taking advantage of the situation mid-way through his monologue with, "There's a new book out called 'Why Women Have Sex' that was a list of 237 reasons why women have sex, and Letterman knows the top ten." Oh that's gotta hurt!
I don't think this will be going away any time soon. Meantime, Letterman has some serious 'splainin' to do with the little misses who may not be so forgiving. So the man whose humour is his bread and butter is sitting in the hot seat (and in the dog house). Letterman may have been a hypocrite in the past but now suddenly belongs to an elite club of 'getting caught with your pants down' cast of characters. Eliot Spitzer, A-Rod and Hugh Grant are probably sporting a devilish grin knowing Dave will be making his own 'Top Ten List'. Now that's what I call hitting the big leagues! Read more on this article...
Letterman opened the show with his usual monologue expressing regret at his behaviour involving sexual encounters with female staff members of his show. A sympathetic audience laughed as he tried to make light of his embarrassing blunder with serious repercussions. He said, "I got into the car this morning and the navigation lady wasn't speaking to me. Ouch." Yes, it was damage control at its finest and whom better to make this formal admission that the man himself.
Robert 'Joe' Halderman, a CBS News producer for the show '48 Hour Mystery' was behind the alleged extortion plot and was in deep financial debt. Halderman lived with Stephanie Birkitt, an ex-assistant on Late Night, when he found her diary describing her relationship with Letterman. More women have since come forward also claiming their involvement with the late night show host.
Fellow late-nighters didn't waste a moment to use Letterman's indiscretions to their advantage. Jay Leno opened with, "If you came here tonight for sex with a talk show hist, you've got the wrong studio." And the zingers kept coming with Jimmy Fallon taking advantage of the situation mid-way through his monologue with, "There's a new book out called 'Why Women Have Sex' that was a list of 237 reasons why women have sex, and Letterman knows the top ten." Oh that's gotta hurt!
I don't think this will be going away any time soon. Meantime, Letterman has some serious 'splainin' to do with the little misses who may not be so forgiving. So the man whose humour is his bread and butter is sitting in the hot seat (and in the dog house). Letterman may have been a hypocrite in the past but now suddenly belongs to an elite club of 'getting caught with your pants down' cast of characters. Eliot Spitzer, A-Rod and Hugh Grant are probably sporting a devilish grin knowing Dave will be making his own 'Top Ten List'. Now that's what I call hitting the big leagues! Read more on this article...
Saturday, October 3, 2009
"DEAL OR NO DEAL? THAT IS THE QUESTION"
The 'Frugal Fashionista' has got her sensible shoes on and is ready to do battle. With a shopping cart in one hand and advertisements in the other I'm ready to take on T.O. supermarkets by storm in the war against overpricing. Let me explain, flyers are to me what the bible is to a man of the cloth. I rustle through them religiously in hopes of finding popular items on sale to get 'a lot more for my loonie'. Translation: that's the Canuck version of getting 'more bang for your buck'.
Every week flyers pass through millions of consumers fingers. All have the same goal in mind to 'save money'. Sadly, if you're not careful you could end up spending more than you 'bargained' for. I'm fortunate enough to live in close proximity to a some of these stores. So here are a few personal observations I've made for the popular grocery chains. Think of this as my personal report card. Look for the pricing grade below each store.
LOBLAWS SUPERSTORES: It's the one stop shopping all under one roof. Everything from housewares to food to clothes and pharmacy and everywhere in between. The quality is good but you're paying twice as much for what you'd get somewhere else. The last item I bought here on sale was 'Nice & Easy Root Touch-Up' and 'L'Mage Hair Colour' for $5.99 each (regularly $8.99). I was lucky enough to find these in stock. Darn those brunettes and their hair colour! In the end, your total purchases may have you steering clear of this store indefinitely. That is if you don't see it in the flyer. However, with 'Real Canadian' going head-to-head with 'Wal-Mart Superstores' beginning this week (Friday October 2nd to be exact) times may be a changin'. Look for their new 'Rounded Down' pricing program to take affect on over 2,000 items in its Ontario stores to be at par with the discount giant. Perhaps, a way to redeem itself amongst the average consumer. Finally, A new way to save you more ca-ching!
STORE GRADE: C+ (pricing - but may be upgraded to a 'B' once their new program begins)
FORTINOS SUPERSTORES: This is equivalent to its sister 'Loblaws Superstores' with little difference. Same appearance with all bells and whistles of its older sibling just a different name. Once again the quality is good but still is far from bargain central. Surprisingly though, I did manage to find 10kg 'Five Roses' & 'Robin Hood' all purpose flour there on sale last week. This was an absolute necessity especially with the holidays coming around. Sale price $8.99 which was a steal since it's regularly $13.99. However, this week they've got the same flour but in a 5kg bag for $5.99. Also the same hair colouring I purchased at Loblaws was a dollar more here at $6.99. Go figure? The 'Supermarket with a heart' just broke mine in a split second. Any hopes I had for bargains in the 'Fort' were dashed at the sight of this weeks flyer. But wait, if you're a fan of Sunsilk or Finesse hair care or styling products (150-355ml) you're in luck. They're offering a 2 for $4 deal on selected varieties until next Thursday.
STORE GRADE: C-
NO FRILLS: The last on the totem pole for the Loblaws company (and the most affordable of the two at 'lowering food prices') with a convenient in store pharmacy offers weekly sales. This week is no exception with 'The Real Canadian' natural spring water (case of 24) on sale for $1.88. Sounds refreshing doesn't it? This chain is good for keeping stock, in other words you won't be heading in the store to find an empty shelf of sale items. Sadly, unlike another store I know of that's synonymous for this. No names mentioned...*cough*...bad Price Chopper bad!
STORE GRADE: B
METRO: They're formerly 'Dominion' and still 'Fresh Obsessed' (now it's 'food at its best') but their prices still do nothing to help the average consumer. I will say that since this Quebec chain took over their prices have been a bit more competitive. This weeks 'on sale' item was Nestle water (case of 24) for $2.69 with a limit of 2. What these chains don't have are the proverbial bells and whistles the Superstores have but what they do have is a more scaled down version (sans everything in between that can somewhat leave you wondering what it was that you came in the store in the first place for feeling).
STORE GRADE: B-
FOOD BASICS: Their logo 'always more for less' is exactly what it is. But if it's on sale the chances of you actually finding it in stock is about a 75 per cent chance that it'll still be there when you enter the store. This weeks 'price squeeze' items are selected varieties of Coca-Cola or Pepsi (case of 18) for $3.97, along with Breyer's ice-cream (1.89L) in selected varieties for $2.44 and Jumbo Kellogg's cereals in selected varieties for $3.97 while quantities last of course.
STORE GRADE: A-
PRICE CHOPPER: 'Low Food Prices' is the popular logo here but it can lead to enormous frustration if what you see offered in the flyer translates to a bare shelf when you physically get in the store. I've had a love-hate relationship with the chopper for this very reason. The odds are 50-50 that you'll end up leaving with what you intended on getting in the first place. But if you're one of the lucky few enough to find what you've gone in there to buy then pat yourself on the back on a job well done. Here timing is everything.
STORE GRADE: A-
Store such as LONGO's, PUSATERI's, BRUNO's FINE FOODS are not within my area as the others are. But quality is important (as is location, location, location) and not only are they out of my reach but their out of my price range. These cater to the gourmet yuppie crowd willing to spend more for a lot less in their cart. I have comparison shopped in each and have found there is a significant difference in pricing to all of the above stores mentioned.
I would love to hear from the SOBEY's shopper. Sadly, I have none in my own area but have made the trek down to the Queen's Quay location (very impressive!) and aside from its overall appearance I can only imagine it is in direct competition with the above stores I've reviewed.
Cleanliness and Customer Satisfaction Grades Only: Loblaws, Fortinos, No Frills and Metro all rank high on the list. The floor is glistening so much so you could probably eat off of it (not that I would recommend that of course). The least tasty would definitely be Food Basics followed by Price Chopper.
As the saying goes, you get what you pay for and upon first glance if you get the feeling this place is going to end up ravaging the inside of your wallet, it usually does. Whatever you see translates to the cost of what's on the shelves. The question is, is it worth it? Sometimes yes, sometimes no, but only you can be the judge of that. Wherever you shop (or don't) just keep on ruffling through those flyer folks. You never know what bargains may await you at every flip of the page!
GOOD SAVINGS & HAPPY SHOPPING! Read more on this article...
Every week flyers pass through millions of consumers fingers. All have the same goal in mind to 'save money'. Sadly, if you're not careful you could end up spending more than you 'bargained' for. I'm fortunate enough to live in close proximity to a some of these stores. So here are a few personal observations I've made for the popular grocery chains. Think of this as my personal report card. Look for the pricing grade below each store.
LOBLAWS SUPERSTORES: It's the one stop shopping all under one roof. Everything from housewares to food to clothes and pharmacy and everywhere in between. The quality is good but you're paying twice as much for what you'd get somewhere else. The last item I bought here on sale was 'Nice & Easy Root Touch-Up' and 'L'Mage Hair Colour' for $5.99 each (regularly $8.99). I was lucky enough to find these in stock. Darn those brunettes and their hair colour! In the end, your total purchases may have you steering clear of this store indefinitely. That is if you don't see it in the flyer. However, with 'Real Canadian' going head-to-head with 'Wal-Mart Superstores' beginning this week (Friday October 2nd to be exact) times may be a changin'. Look for their new 'Rounded Down' pricing program to take affect on over 2,000 items in its Ontario stores to be at par with the discount giant. Perhaps, a way to redeem itself amongst the average consumer. Finally, A new way to save you more ca-ching!
STORE GRADE: C+ (pricing - but may be upgraded to a 'B' once their new program begins)
FORTINOS SUPERSTORES: This is equivalent to its sister 'Loblaws Superstores' with little difference. Same appearance with all bells and whistles of its older sibling just a different name. Once again the quality is good but still is far from bargain central. Surprisingly though, I did manage to find 10kg 'Five Roses' & 'Robin Hood' all purpose flour there on sale last week. This was an absolute necessity especially with the holidays coming around. Sale price $8.99 which was a steal since it's regularly $13.99. However, this week they've got the same flour but in a 5kg bag for $5.99. Also the same hair colouring I purchased at Loblaws was a dollar more here at $6.99. Go figure? The 'Supermarket with a heart' just broke mine in a split second. Any hopes I had for bargains in the 'Fort' were dashed at the sight of this weeks flyer. But wait, if you're a fan of Sunsilk or Finesse hair care or styling products (150-355ml) you're in luck. They're offering a 2 for $4 deal on selected varieties until next Thursday.
STORE GRADE: C-
NO FRILLS: The last on the totem pole for the Loblaws company (and the most affordable of the two at 'lowering food prices') with a convenient in store pharmacy offers weekly sales. This week is no exception with 'The Real Canadian' natural spring water (case of 24) on sale for $1.88. Sounds refreshing doesn't it? This chain is good for keeping stock, in other words you won't be heading in the store to find an empty shelf of sale items. Sadly, unlike another store I know of that's synonymous for this. No names mentioned...*cough*...bad Price Chopper bad!
STORE GRADE: B
METRO: They're formerly 'Dominion' and still 'Fresh Obsessed' (now it's 'food at its best') but their prices still do nothing to help the average consumer. I will say that since this Quebec chain took over their prices have been a bit more competitive. This weeks 'on sale' item was Nestle water (case of 24) for $2.69 with a limit of 2. What these chains don't have are the proverbial bells and whistles the Superstores have but what they do have is a more scaled down version (sans everything in between that can somewhat leave you wondering what it was that you came in the store in the first place for feeling).
STORE GRADE: B-
FOOD BASICS: Their logo 'always more for less' is exactly what it is. But if it's on sale the chances of you actually finding it in stock is about a 75 per cent chance that it'll still be there when you enter the store. This weeks 'price squeeze' items are selected varieties of Coca-Cola or Pepsi (case of 18) for $3.97, along with Breyer's ice-cream (1.89L) in selected varieties for $2.44 and Jumbo Kellogg's cereals in selected varieties for $3.97 while quantities last of course.
STORE GRADE: A-
PRICE CHOPPER: 'Low Food Prices' is the popular logo here but it can lead to enormous frustration if what you see offered in the flyer translates to a bare shelf when you physically get in the store. I've had a love-hate relationship with the chopper for this very reason. The odds are 50-50 that you'll end up leaving with what you intended on getting in the first place. But if you're one of the lucky few enough to find what you've gone in there to buy then pat yourself on the back on a job well done. Here timing is everything.
STORE GRADE: A-
Store such as LONGO's, PUSATERI's, BRUNO's FINE FOODS are not within my area as the others are. But quality is important (as is location, location, location) and not only are they out of my reach but their out of my price range. These cater to the gourmet yuppie crowd willing to spend more for a lot less in their cart. I have comparison shopped in each and have found there is a significant difference in pricing to all of the above stores mentioned.
I would love to hear from the SOBEY's shopper. Sadly, I have none in my own area but have made the trek down to the Queen's Quay location (very impressive!) and aside from its overall appearance I can only imagine it is in direct competition with the above stores I've reviewed.
Cleanliness and Customer Satisfaction Grades Only: Loblaws, Fortinos, No Frills and Metro all rank high on the list. The floor is glistening so much so you could probably eat off of it (not that I would recommend that of course). The least tasty would definitely be Food Basics followed by Price Chopper.
As the saying goes, you get what you pay for and upon first glance if you get the feeling this place is going to end up ravaging the inside of your wallet, it usually does. Whatever you see translates to the cost of what's on the shelves. The question is, is it worth it? Sometimes yes, sometimes no, but only you can be the judge of that. Wherever you shop (or don't) just keep on ruffling through those flyer folks. You never know what bargains may await you at every flip of the page!
GOOD SAVINGS & HAPPY SHOPPING! Read more on this article...
Sunday, September 27, 2009
"CLASSIC T.O. DINER SERVES UP HEARTY GOODNESS OF HISTORICAL PORTIONS"
There's a fine line between eating and dining and all that know me know that I enjoy dining. I take my time and thoroughly finish all that's on my plate. Yes, I always make my momma proud and this is no exception. The 'Senator Restaurant' nestled in the popular 'Yonge-Dundas Square' (and coincidentally right next door to the new CHUMCITY building) has been serving up good food since 1948 and ever since I entered their doors I was hooked!
The simplicity behind the menu makes this the 'go to' place for good ol' comfort food. Such classics like 'Grilled Cheese', 'Homemade Meat Loaf' and 'Five Alarm Chili' make you feel mom had a hand in preparing each dish with TLC. Believe me I'm just skimming the surface cause that's just a fraction of what the Senator offers.
I am a huge fan (huge fan!) of the 'All Day Breakfast' (cause what else? it's served all day) which consists of eggs, challah toast, beans, home fries and your choice of coffee or tea for just under ten dollars. Did I mention the portions are huge? They're huge! So please pace yourself. And did I mention they also use the original plates and mugs which sport the Senator logo? Yup, they weigh a ton too!
Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner covers everything from Pancakes made from scratch (and always served with 100% pure Maple Syrup - I mean really is there any other kind?) to Beer Battered Fish and Chips, Seasonal Homemade Pies and Cakes (all of which are made fresh daily) have their patrons coming back time and time again.
The atmosphere is warm, the staff is friendly, the service is great and the prices won't have your eyeballs falling out of their sockets when the bill comes. The last thing you need (or want) is to be fumbling for your baby blues rolling around under the booth. Yikes!
I love this place so much that my other half and and I have adopted it as our very own special place. Whenever he comes to town we make that our first stop to fuel up and start our day. It's a tasty tradition that we've both come to love!
Even before you entered the establishment the signage and building give it that old Toronto feel. Once inside the rich wood, diner stools, coffee machine and checkerboard tiles take you back in history. As do the classic menus posted at the entrance. Not much has changed except for the prices. I mean where can you get milkshakes for a dime these days?
Whether its soup, salads, burgers or whatever your craving, make this cozy little diner your 'go to' place. Hey, they even have take-out for your convenience. Just phone, fax or e-mail your order and you too can enjoy all these wonderful dishes in the comfort of your own home.
So are you hungry for the past with a present twist yet? Then why not try the 'Senator'? Where tradition meets taste!
SENATOR RESTAURANT
249 Victoria Street
Toronto, Ontario
M5B-1T8
416-364-7517
http://www.thesenator.com/ Read more on this article...
The simplicity behind the menu makes this the 'go to' place for good ol' comfort food. Such classics like 'Grilled Cheese', 'Homemade Meat Loaf' and 'Five Alarm Chili' make you feel mom had a hand in preparing each dish with TLC. Believe me I'm just skimming the surface cause that's just a fraction of what the Senator offers.
I am a huge fan (huge fan!) of the 'All Day Breakfast' (cause what else? it's served all day) which consists of eggs, challah toast, beans, home fries and your choice of coffee or tea for just under ten dollars. Did I mention the portions are huge? They're huge! So please pace yourself. And did I mention they also use the original plates and mugs which sport the Senator logo? Yup, they weigh a ton too!
Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner covers everything from Pancakes made from scratch (and always served with 100% pure Maple Syrup - I mean really is there any other kind?) to Beer Battered Fish and Chips, Seasonal Homemade Pies and Cakes (all of which are made fresh daily) have their patrons coming back time and time again.
The atmosphere is warm, the staff is friendly, the service is great and the prices won't have your eyeballs falling out of their sockets when the bill comes. The last thing you need (or want) is to be fumbling for your baby blues rolling around under the booth. Yikes!
I love this place so much that my other half and and I have adopted it as our very own special place. Whenever he comes to town we make that our first stop to fuel up and start our day. It's a tasty tradition that we've both come to love!
Even before you entered the establishment the signage and building give it that old Toronto feel. Once inside the rich wood, diner stools, coffee machine and checkerboard tiles take you back in history. As do the classic menus posted at the entrance. Not much has changed except for the prices. I mean where can you get milkshakes for a dime these days?
Whether its soup, salads, burgers or whatever your craving, make this cozy little diner your 'go to' place. Hey, they even have take-out for your convenience. Just phone, fax or e-mail your order and you too can enjoy all these wonderful dishes in the comfort of your own home.
So are you hungry for the past with a present twist yet? Then why not try the 'Senator'? Where tradition meets taste!
SENATOR RESTAURANT
249 Victoria Street
Toronto, Ontario
M5B-1T8
416-364-7517
http://www.thesenator.com/ Read more on this article...
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
"AUTUMN'S ARRIVAL: THE RED LEAF DIARIES"
I watch in awe as others catch a lift on a cool breeze drifting aimlessly to the soft bed of grass far below. It's seems such a long way down but I know that once I get there I'll be reunited with many a familiar face. My siblings wait in angst, some hanging by the thread of life, for the very moment they too will join the rest of our extended family. By following in their footsteps they're finally able to fulfill their destiny.
My neighbours, the Oaks, Birches, Elms and Ashes have made a stunning impression on me. As their warm hues of bright yellows, deep oranges and blazing reds consume the landscape. Filling it with layers of colour amongst a green backdrop holding on as long as they can before the moment of truth occurs at 5:18 p.m.. Its significance marks the arrival of a new and exciting season and the departure of an old one.
Watching from high above I can't help but notice some of my family members landing in the clear stream adjacent to their home. The bubbling water trickles over the rocks exposing colourful leaves that have hitched a ride, flowing their way down through the trees as they disappear out of sight. One can only wonder what adventures they've embarked on as their ancestors have before them.
While others blanket themselves around the park bench below. They're huddled close together like a tightly knit sweater wrapping itself around the rickety old wood, keeping it warm during the long crisp autumn nights. The aging foot bridge is paved with leaves, some flattened by the rain, others by traffic. A leaf teeters on the edge of the rail until a gust of wind decides it is time to surrender to the rushing water below. Others follow with hopes of fulfilling their dream.
Suddenly warmth begins to fill my veins gradually making its way around the outer edges displaying the first sign that my moment to shine is drawing near. I don't even recognize myself anymore. What was once a subtle change has consumed my entire body. I have served my purpose and the time has come to move on.
I feel myself letting go, breaking free from my branch. It's been my source of nourishment and protection for the last six months. And just like an overprotective parent my family tree has come to the realization that it too must set me free. I slowly flutter to the ground gently swaying back and forth as if executing the most graceful Viennese Waltz. Many branches are almost barren indicating more of us have taken the plunge. I can't help but smile to myself as I continue to drift at the mercy of the wind. I notice my friends. Some of which are making the same journey alongside me while others await their turn. The delay is but a short one for the time will come when each of us must fall.
Hundreds of leaves in various shapes, sizes and colours cascading from the trees are suspended in mid-air for a brief moment. In slow motion they appear to twist, turn, spiral and curl as they're carried off by a gust of wind all too eager to whisk them into a new world.
It's time to turn over a new leaf (a maple leaf that is!) for autumn has finally arrived. Now it's my time to shine! Read more on this article...
My neighbours, the Oaks, Birches, Elms and Ashes have made a stunning impression on me. As their warm hues of bright yellows, deep oranges and blazing reds consume the landscape. Filling it with layers of colour amongst a green backdrop holding on as long as they can before the moment of truth occurs at 5:18 p.m.. Its significance marks the arrival of a new and exciting season and the departure of an old one.
Watching from high above I can't help but notice some of my family members landing in the clear stream adjacent to their home. The bubbling water trickles over the rocks exposing colourful leaves that have hitched a ride, flowing their way down through the trees as they disappear out of sight. One can only wonder what adventures they've embarked on as their ancestors have before them.
While others blanket themselves around the park bench below. They're huddled close together like a tightly knit sweater wrapping itself around the rickety old wood, keeping it warm during the long crisp autumn nights. The aging foot bridge is paved with leaves, some flattened by the rain, others by traffic. A leaf teeters on the edge of the rail until a gust of wind decides it is time to surrender to the rushing water below. Others follow with hopes of fulfilling their dream.
Suddenly warmth begins to fill my veins gradually making its way around the outer edges displaying the first sign that my moment to shine is drawing near. I don't even recognize myself anymore. What was once a subtle change has consumed my entire body. I have served my purpose and the time has come to move on.
I feel myself letting go, breaking free from my branch. It's been my source of nourishment and protection for the last six months. And just like an overprotective parent my family tree has come to the realization that it too must set me free. I slowly flutter to the ground gently swaying back and forth as if executing the most graceful Viennese Waltz. Many branches are almost barren indicating more of us have taken the plunge. I can't help but smile to myself as I continue to drift at the mercy of the wind. I notice my friends. Some of which are making the same journey alongside me while others await their turn. The delay is but a short one for the time will come when each of us must fall.
Hundreds of leaves in various shapes, sizes and colours cascading from the trees are suspended in mid-air for a brief moment. In slow motion they appear to twist, turn, spiral and curl as they're carried off by a gust of wind all too eager to whisk them into a new world.
It's time to turn over a new leaf (a maple leaf that is!) for autumn has finally arrived. Now it's my time to shine! Read more on this article...
Thursday, September 10, 2009
"THE SCHOOL OF PARENTING: AHHHH A GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!"
It's time to put away those flip-flops, checkered shorts and bathing suits for another nine months. The Daily Grind's hitting the books for another year, soon to be filled with its fair share of adventure, gossip and (dare I say it?) detention. Yikes! Yes, the wait is finally over for thousands of students big and small (and their parents) across this fair city. Oh it won't be long till you hear, 'my dog ate my homework!', 'he's dating who?' and 'I can't believe she's wearing that!' all the way till June.
But back to school isn't just for kids it's for grown ups too. With driving the little ones to and from class, piano lessons, soccer practice, making dinner, loads of laundry and playing referee, they've got multitasking down to an art form. Even though many struggle to keep themselves (and their sanity) in check. Translation: Don't put cheese slices in the blue-ray player please! So then why shouldn't it be considered a program that most if not all parents enrol in year after year? Being graded on perseverance, an enormous amount of patience (and I do mean enormous!), understanding (even though you always don't) and all the while it's service with a smile (even though you feel like your head is about to explode) these too can be successfully achieved. I smell a scholarship coming on!
In fictional-academic standards parents continuously excel in four subjects throughout their children's entire education without even realizing it. Psychology, english, physical education and mathematics all of which are incorporated into our daily routines and I'll tell you how.
Psychology is the study of human behaviour. No means yes, yes means no and nothing you say or do is considered 'cool' to them. The fact of the matter is you really don't know where the idea of purple hair came from or why tongue piercing is the 'in' thing to do. Doesn't everyone want a metal ball stabbed straight into the center of their tongue anyway? Oh goodie! Not! It's just a faze I'm sure and one that you pray they'll grow out of even before they leave the house even though you know that's not going to happen any time soon. So grin and bear it and just know that you too had your need to conform when you were their age. But at least you'd like to think you didn't look that ridiculous. Remember the mullet and acid jeans? What were you thinking? Eek! You should call the Fashion Police pronto and ban them from leaving the house till their 21!
English is the study of literature, structure and communication in language which lately seems has opened the door to a plethora of new words and phrases that can make things frustrating for those who fall into the IM illiterate category. So if trying to decipher what language your teenager is speaking has you wanting to pull your hair out then look no further than this, which is a clear indication it's the hardest subject to master yet. Yes, it's more mind boggling than the 'DaVinci Code'. Words like 'whack', 'owned', and the latest 'frenemy' have become part of the next generation of graduates vocabulary. Surprising there aren't any programs offered to us for this techno-gibberish. I've just mastered the science of 'LOL's', 'BRB's', and 'BFF's' texting (sorry SMS! But please don't get me started on that!) enough to get by and now this? But enough smack talk, let's move onto our next subject.
Between the complaints (leftovers for lunch again?), 'I'm late for practice!' and 'you're still on the phone!' comes the dreaded mathematics. The study of quantity, structure, space and change that coincidentally fits into our daily lives right down to the tinest detail. Questions like, 'what time will you be home after the movie?', 'how many piercings do you need in one ear?' and 'how much will those new jeans end up costing me?' are perfect examples of this. What it all boils down to is ca-ching. Time, distance, money it all translates to one thing, 'dollars and cents' or 'common-sense' as I like to call it. Be firm and stand your ground (when called for) but remember to be fair too. You don't want your kids to label you a reject from Lost nor do you want them think you're Bill Nye the Science Guy either. If you find that happy medium then you'll be well on your way to passing this subject with flying colours.
Our last class provides us with strength, endurance and sanity we thought we never had in a '24' hour period. Yup, move over Jack Bauer! It's physical education specifically designed to get us moving (after a strong espresso) to get the kids (and us) off to a good start (and finish) to the day. The 'if I close my eyes for just a moment' while waiting in the car idea never ends up happening. Because suddenly your mini-van door slides open and the small glimmer of hope for catching a few z's you had earlier is squashed with a child's voice uttering the words, 'Timmy put gum in my hair!' Great! Just great!
Whatever challenges ahead we face we know we're not alone in the world. And even though our decisions might not always be met with enthusiasm by our children which means we've finally turned into our own parents overnight. Not that there's anything wrong with that either! It's a good thing. So by the time the kids are off to college you've earned a well deserved, much needed time-out. After all you've breezed your way through runny noses, skinned knees, and detention, why shouldn't you be educationally compensated for it? Say a Masters Degree in parenting?
But for many there's still plenty of time between now and graduation day when you'll probably do cartwheels on your front lawn. Until then you can always throw yourself in detention from time to time. Translation: hide out in the attic, bedroom or garage with a cup of coffee and good book. A definite step up from staying after school isn't it? Ahhhh...let the games begin! Read more on this article...
But back to school isn't just for kids it's for grown ups too. With driving the little ones to and from class, piano lessons, soccer practice, making dinner, loads of laundry and playing referee, they've got multitasking down to an art form. Even though many struggle to keep themselves (and their sanity) in check. Translation: Don't put cheese slices in the blue-ray player please! So then why shouldn't it be considered a program that most if not all parents enrol in year after year? Being graded on perseverance, an enormous amount of patience (and I do mean enormous!), understanding (even though you always don't) and all the while it's service with a smile (even though you feel like your head is about to explode) these too can be successfully achieved. I smell a scholarship coming on!
In fictional-academic standards parents continuously excel in four subjects throughout their children's entire education without even realizing it. Psychology, english, physical education and mathematics all of which are incorporated into our daily routines and I'll tell you how.
Psychology is the study of human behaviour. No means yes, yes means no and nothing you say or do is considered 'cool' to them. The fact of the matter is you really don't know where the idea of purple hair came from or why tongue piercing is the 'in' thing to do. Doesn't everyone want a metal ball stabbed straight into the center of their tongue anyway? Oh goodie! Not! It's just a faze I'm sure and one that you pray they'll grow out of even before they leave the house even though you know that's not going to happen any time soon. So grin and bear it and just know that you too had your need to conform when you were their age. But at least you'd like to think you didn't look that ridiculous. Remember the mullet and acid jeans? What were you thinking? Eek! You should call the Fashion Police pronto and ban them from leaving the house till their 21!
English is the study of literature, structure and communication in language which lately seems has opened the door to a plethora of new words and phrases that can make things frustrating for those who fall into the IM illiterate category. So if trying to decipher what language your teenager is speaking has you wanting to pull your hair out then look no further than this, which is a clear indication it's the hardest subject to master yet. Yes, it's more mind boggling than the 'DaVinci Code'. Words like 'whack', 'owned', and the latest 'frenemy' have become part of the next generation of graduates vocabulary. Surprising there aren't any programs offered to us for this techno-gibberish. I've just mastered the science of 'LOL's', 'BRB's', and 'BFF's' texting (sorry SMS! But please don't get me started on that!) enough to get by and now this? But enough smack talk, let's move onto our next subject.
Between the complaints (leftovers for lunch again?), 'I'm late for practice!' and 'you're still on the phone!' comes the dreaded mathematics. The study of quantity, structure, space and change that coincidentally fits into our daily lives right down to the tinest detail. Questions like, 'what time will you be home after the movie?', 'how many piercings do you need in one ear?' and 'how much will those new jeans end up costing me?' are perfect examples of this. What it all boils down to is ca-ching. Time, distance, money it all translates to one thing, 'dollars and cents' or 'common-sense' as I like to call it. Be firm and stand your ground (when called for) but remember to be fair too. You don't want your kids to label you a reject from Lost nor do you want them think you're Bill Nye the Science Guy either. If you find that happy medium then you'll be well on your way to passing this subject with flying colours.
Our last class provides us with strength, endurance and sanity we thought we never had in a '24' hour period. Yup, move over Jack Bauer! It's physical education specifically designed to get us moving (after a strong espresso) to get the kids (and us) off to a good start (and finish) to the day. The 'if I close my eyes for just a moment' while waiting in the car idea never ends up happening. Because suddenly your mini-van door slides open and the small glimmer of hope for catching a few z's you had earlier is squashed with a child's voice uttering the words, 'Timmy put gum in my hair!' Great! Just great!
Whatever challenges ahead we face we know we're not alone in the world. And even though our decisions might not always be met with enthusiasm by our children which means we've finally turned into our own parents overnight. Not that there's anything wrong with that either! It's a good thing. So by the time the kids are off to college you've earned a well deserved, much needed time-out. After all you've breezed your way through runny noses, skinned knees, and detention, why shouldn't you be educationally compensated for it? Say a Masters Degree in parenting?
But for many there's still plenty of time between now and graduation day when you'll probably do cartwheels on your front lawn. Until then you can always throw yourself in detention from time to time. Translation: hide out in the attic, bedroom or garage with a cup of coffee and good book. A definite step up from staying after school isn't it? Ahhhh...let the games begin! Read more on this article...
Monday, August 24, 2009
"DWTS: A NEW SEASON OF THRILLS, SPILLS & SHIMMIES BEGINS"
Attention all DWTS fans wait no further! We're less than a month away from getting our fix of what else? Dancin'! The stars announced set to trip the light fantastic this season are as follows.
DONNY OSMOND: The other half of the squeaky clean sibling duo is currently performing with his sister (Marie also a DWTS alumni) at the Las Vegas Flamingo Hotel through to 2012. Donnie's set to show us that he's more than just 'purple socks' and 'puppy love'. This 70's teen-pop idol is 'a little bit rock n' roll' so I'm sure he'll bring all that he's got to the table and then some. Hey, if all the Osmond's (and there are a whole lot of them!) combined don't all fit in the studio at the same time. I'm sure they'll be busy texting and calling in their votes when the performances are through. Flash those pearly whites! (paired up with Kym Johnson)
AARON CARTER: Teen sensation, recording artist, songwriter, producer, actor and kid brother to Nick 'Backstreet Boy' Carter, Aaron is most sure to have rhythm. I envision him to be another 'Cody Linley' and he went all the way to the finals. Such a young and disciplined talent is always welcome on the dance floor. I could just hear Len Goodman now, 'no heel leads Aaron!' (paired up with Karina Smirnoff)
TOM DELAY: A former White House majority leader turns dancer this season in hopes of gaining the majority votes from viewers and judges alike, to take this prominent Republican all the way to the finals. Who's your Daddy? (paired up with two-time Dancing champion Cheryl Burke)
MYA: It's a long way from the recording studio but like gal-pal Lil' Kim last season (and fellow Lady Marmalade alumni). Grammy Award winner, Mya is bound to turn some heads this year. If not on the dance floor then most definitely in those scantily clad costumes. Let's hope there aren't any wardrobe malfunctions here. Yikes! (paired up with Dmitry Chaplin)
DEBI MAZAR: Her stunning eyes (and NY accent) speak volumes. Literally! I didn't recognize the name but when I saw a photograph of Mazar I instantly remembered her from the classic Madonna videos 'Papa Don't Preach', 'True Blue' and 'Deeper and Deeper' from earlier on in her career. She can also be seen in the films 'Goodfellas', 'Jungle Fever' and 'The Doors' as well as her current gig on HBO's ever popular 'Entourage'. Just let those feline eyes just reel you in! Grrrrrrrr! (paired up with Maksim Chmerkovskiy)
ASHLEY HAMILTON: This talented bad boy means business (and I do mean business). He's an accomplished singer, songwriter and comedian. But the last decade those aren't the only things that were newsworthy. Aside from being the son of George Hamilton, his personal life has taken center stage as well. With the 'One Night in Paris' sex tape and his very, very brief marriage to Pamela Anderson on his resume, one can only hope he can do the mambo other than horizontally. Yikes! (paired up with Edyta Sliwinska)
CHUCK LIDDELL: The UFC (Ultimate Fighting Champion) is throwing himself into the mix this season by exchanging those heartwrenching punches and jabs for flicks and kicks. Perhaps, the Iceman might go onto surprise us all and turn out to be the UDC (Ultimate Dancing Champion) instead. Bring it on! (paired up with Anna Trebunskaya)
NATALIE COUGHLIN: The Olympic swimmer with six gold medals to her name in the 2004 and 2008 Olympic games wants to add the prestigious mirror ball trophy to her collection. She's traded in her swim suit for a pair of pumps and partner. All that glitters is really gold! (paired up with Alec Mazo)
MARK DACASCOS: They call him the 'Chairman'. Yes, this martial arts expert and current host of the Food Network's, 'Iron Chef America' is planning to inflict some serious kung-fu moves (in a gracefully-funky sort of way that is!) on the ballroom floor. So opponents look out! (paired up with Lacey Schwimmer)
MACEY GREY: The five-time Grammy award winner known for her raspy-voice is an R&B singer, turned actress and is planning on taking the competition by storm. Add dancing to her already long list of accomplishments and she's on her way to kick even more Hollywood butt! Can you say twinkle-toes? (paired up with Jonathan Roberts)
MELISSA JOAN HART: Best known for the lead role in the popular teen show 'Sabrina, the Teenage Witch' in the 90's and gone on to star in various shows and movies. Hart (now a mother of two, herself) doesn't need magic to take the title of champ. She's already got it in the bag! (paired up with Mark Ballas)
KATHY IRELAND: Sports Illustrated swimwear model, actress and yummy mummy is leaving the skimpy bikini at behind for this competition. Although I'm sure her sexy costumes will be pin-up worthy anyway. Ireland's going to cha-cha her way into the finals and then grace the cover of DWTS magazine holding what else? But the mirror ball trophy of course! So take that! (paired up with Tony Dovolani)
MICHAEL IRVIN: This former three-time Superbowl champion for the Dallas Cowboys turned ESPN broadcaster, turned radio show host is shedding his studio headset for the chance to shake his bootay in front of millions of female viewers. And yes, the ladies have spoken. Like Nike...Just do it! (paired up with Anna Demidova)
KELLY OSBOURNE: Reality show actress, artist and daughter to the 'Prince of Darkness', Ozzy Osbourne, Kelly is the girl to beat (or beat you up!). But seriously, she'll be interesting to watch and coming from an entertainment family she's sure to put a serious dent in the competition. Dancers beware! (paired up with Louis van Amstel)
LOUIE VITO: This Pro-snowboarder placing fifth in the Men's Superpipe competition in the 2006 Winter X Games is giving up snow and sub-zero temperatures for air conditioned comfort and hardwood floors for these games. He's also an Olympic hopeful for 2010. I smell a product endorsement for satin shirts coming on. Yo dude! (paired up with Chelsie Hightower)
JOANNA KRUPA: This Polish-American model turned actress is known for her appearances in men's magazines like Maxim, Stuff and FHM in the mid-2000's. A mind is terrible thing to waste but if she looks great doing the tango it can only better her chances at leaving her competitors in the dust. Ole! (paired up with Derek Hough)
There you have it folks! All 16 competitors ready to show you (and the world) what they've got. So tune in to hear Bruno Tonioli flip over his score palette and famously yell, '10!' All the action returns for its 9th season Monday September 21 at 8 p.m. on ABC. Read more on this article...
DONNY OSMOND: The other half of the squeaky clean sibling duo is currently performing with his sister (Marie also a DWTS alumni) at the Las Vegas Flamingo Hotel through to 2012. Donnie's set to show us that he's more than just 'purple socks' and 'puppy love'. This 70's teen-pop idol is 'a little bit rock n' roll' so I'm sure he'll bring all that he's got to the table and then some. Hey, if all the Osmond's (and there are a whole lot of them!) combined don't all fit in the studio at the same time. I'm sure they'll be busy texting and calling in their votes when the performances are through. Flash those pearly whites! (paired up with Kym Johnson)
AARON CARTER: Teen sensation, recording artist, songwriter, producer, actor and kid brother to Nick 'Backstreet Boy' Carter, Aaron is most sure to have rhythm. I envision him to be another 'Cody Linley' and he went all the way to the finals. Such a young and disciplined talent is always welcome on the dance floor. I could just hear Len Goodman now, 'no heel leads Aaron!' (paired up with Karina Smirnoff)
TOM DELAY: A former White House majority leader turns dancer this season in hopes of gaining the majority votes from viewers and judges alike, to take this prominent Republican all the way to the finals. Who's your Daddy? (paired up with two-time Dancing champion Cheryl Burke)
MYA: It's a long way from the recording studio but like gal-pal Lil' Kim last season (and fellow Lady Marmalade alumni). Grammy Award winner, Mya is bound to turn some heads this year. If not on the dance floor then most definitely in those scantily clad costumes. Let's hope there aren't any wardrobe malfunctions here. Yikes! (paired up with Dmitry Chaplin)
DEBI MAZAR: Her stunning eyes (and NY accent) speak volumes. Literally! I didn't recognize the name but when I saw a photograph of Mazar I instantly remembered her from the classic Madonna videos 'Papa Don't Preach', 'True Blue' and 'Deeper and Deeper' from earlier on in her career. She can also be seen in the films 'Goodfellas', 'Jungle Fever' and 'The Doors' as well as her current gig on HBO's ever popular 'Entourage'. Just let those feline eyes just reel you in! Grrrrrrrr! (paired up with Maksim Chmerkovskiy)
ASHLEY HAMILTON: This talented bad boy means business (and I do mean business). He's an accomplished singer, songwriter and comedian. But the last decade those aren't the only things that were newsworthy. Aside from being the son of George Hamilton, his personal life has taken center stage as well. With the 'One Night in Paris' sex tape and his very, very brief marriage to Pamela Anderson on his resume, one can only hope he can do the mambo other than horizontally. Yikes! (paired up with Edyta Sliwinska)
CHUCK LIDDELL: The UFC (Ultimate Fighting Champion) is throwing himself into the mix this season by exchanging those heartwrenching punches and jabs for flicks and kicks. Perhaps, the Iceman might go onto surprise us all and turn out to be the UDC (Ultimate Dancing Champion) instead. Bring it on! (paired up with Anna Trebunskaya)
NATALIE COUGHLIN: The Olympic swimmer with six gold medals to her name in the 2004 and 2008 Olympic games wants to add the prestigious mirror ball trophy to her collection. She's traded in her swim suit for a pair of pumps and partner. All that glitters is really gold! (paired up with Alec Mazo)
MARK DACASCOS: They call him the 'Chairman'. Yes, this martial arts expert and current host of the Food Network's, 'Iron Chef America' is planning to inflict some serious kung-fu moves (in a gracefully-funky sort of way that is!) on the ballroom floor. So opponents look out! (paired up with Lacey Schwimmer)
MACEY GREY: The five-time Grammy award winner known for her raspy-voice is an R&B singer, turned actress and is planning on taking the competition by storm. Add dancing to her already long list of accomplishments and she's on her way to kick even more Hollywood butt! Can you say twinkle-toes? (paired up with Jonathan Roberts)
MELISSA JOAN HART: Best known for the lead role in the popular teen show 'Sabrina, the Teenage Witch' in the 90's and gone on to star in various shows and movies. Hart (now a mother of two, herself) doesn't need magic to take the title of champ. She's already got it in the bag! (paired up with Mark Ballas)
KATHY IRELAND: Sports Illustrated swimwear model, actress and yummy mummy is leaving the skimpy bikini at behind for this competition. Although I'm sure her sexy costumes will be pin-up worthy anyway. Ireland's going to cha-cha her way into the finals and then grace the cover of DWTS magazine holding what else? But the mirror ball trophy of course! So take that! (paired up with Tony Dovolani)
MICHAEL IRVIN: This former three-time Superbowl champion for the Dallas Cowboys turned ESPN broadcaster, turned radio show host is shedding his studio headset for the chance to shake his bootay in front of millions of female viewers. And yes, the ladies have spoken. Like Nike...Just do it! (paired up with Anna Demidova)
KELLY OSBOURNE: Reality show actress, artist and daughter to the 'Prince of Darkness', Ozzy Osbourne, Kelly is the girl to beat (or beat you up!). But seriously, she'll be interesting to watch and coming from an entertainment family she's sure to put a serious dent in the competition. Dancers beware! (paired up with Louis van Amstel)
LOUIE VITO: This Pro-snowboarder placing fifth in the Men's Superpipe competition in the 2006 Winter X Games is giving up snow and sub-zero temperatures for air conditioned comfort and hardwood floors for these games. He's also an Olympic hopeful for 2010. I smell a product endorsement for satin shirts coming on. Yo dude! (paired up with Chelsie Hightower)
JOANNA KRUPA: This Polish-American model turned actress is known for her appearances in men's magazines like Maxim, Stuff and FHM in the mid-2000's. A mind is terrible thing to waste but if she looks great doing the tango it can only better her chances at leaving her competitors in the dust. Ole! (paired up with Derek Hough)
There you have it folks! All 16 competitors ready to show you (and the world) what they've got. So tune in to hear Bruno Tonioli flip over his score palette and famously yell, '10!' All the action returns for its 9th season Monday September 21 at 8 p.m. on ABC. Read more on this article...
Friday, August 21, 2009
"LET'S GO TO THE EX...AGAIN!"
An endless supply of thrill rides, laughter, and candied apples have a way of instantly turning any grown up into a big kid for a day. For me it was carnival games that got me every time. I'd look up at all those stuffed animals hanging on display, and imagine that each of them had a dream of going home with a new owner at the end of the day (namely myself). Celebrating its 131st Anniversary this year, the fair gives children of all ages wonderful memories they can cherish a lifetime.Yes folks, the end of summer is fast approaching and what better way to come to a close than the 'CNE (Canadian National Exhibition)'.
Once you enter the Princess Gates you've hit a magical world pleasing to all the senses. The sights, sounds and definitely the aromas, all of which are reminiscent of a county fair but on a much larger and much more lavish level will have you hooked instantly. And believe me, I have this on good authority.
When I close my eyes I can smell freshly spun cotton candy, hot out of the fryer corn dogs, and the famous Tiny Tom donuts (my personal guilty pleasure!) that have my taste buds craving these tasty treats time and time again. And that's just for starters, the Food Pavilion always brings out a plethora of delicious international cuisine offering a little taste of heaven (on one plate or two or depending how much you can carry!) of our city's never ending cultural mosaic of traditional dishes.
But food and games aren't the only things that draw me back every summer. Rides are a huge attraction and rightfully so since I've always thought the midway has always had an arie of intrigue and fascination connected to it with the bright lights flickering at dusk as they appear to be dancing the two-step. There's a chill in the air as the sky turns into a deep shade of blue and night descends on the city. My surroundings become increasingly alive with activity even more so than a few hours ago.
Amusement ride enthusiasts scream in delight as they turn, twist, flip and roll upside down on the roller coaster, scared silly in the haunted house or race through the Polar Express at lightening speed. Music blares through the speakers so loud I feel the beat pounding through my chest non-stop. Then the noise of bells indicating the ride is over sounds and while people climb out of their seats, each face tells a story of what they've just experienced. It all adds to the excitement that the Ex is commonly known for and this year is no exception.
The classic oldies are back (like the Bandshell, Garden Show, Horse show, exhibits, Superdogs, casino, the Canadian International Air Show and more) mixed with new and exciting attractions (CNE Cup International Soccer Match, Movie Magic: Aerial Acrobatics & Ice Skating Show, Nightime Light Show, Cruise Nationals Classic Car Show and more) designed to entertain the whole family. Even former President Bill Clinton is set to speak at BMO Field on August 29th. You see there's something for everyone!
Open daily from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. (except Labour Day) the Ex runs from August 21-September 7, so you have plenty of time to check it out. Then again with all these great things to experience why go just once? Your adventure awaits you! Let's go to the Ex!
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Once you enter the Princess Gates you've hit a magical world pleasing to all the senses. The sights, sounds and definitely the aromas, all of which are reminiscent of a county fair but on a much larger and much more lavish level will have you hooked instantly. And believe me, I have this on good authority.
When I close my eyes I can smell freshly spun cotton candy, hot out of the fryer corn dogs, and the famous Tiny Tom donuts (my personal guilty pleasure!) that have my taste buds craving these tasty treats time and time again. And that's just for starters, the Food Pavilion always brings out a plethora of delicious international cuisine offering a little taste of heaven (on one plate or two or depending how much you can carry!) of our city's never ending cultural mosaic of traditional dishes.
But food and games aren't the only things that draw me back every summer. Rides are a huge attraction and rightfully so since I've always thought the midway has always had an arie of intrigue and fascination connected to it with the bright lights flickering at dusk as they appear to be dancing the two-step. There's a chill in the air as the sky turns into a deep shade of blue and night descends on the city. My surroundings become increasingly alive with activity even more so than a few hours ago.
Amusement ride enthusiasts scream in delight as they turn, twist, flip and roll upside down on the roller coaster, scared silly in the haunted house or race through the Polar Express at lightening speed. Music blares through the speakers so loud I feel the beat pounding through my chest non-stop. Then the noise of bells indicating the ride is over sounds and while people climb out of their seats, each face tells a story of what they've just experienced. It all adds to the excitement that the Ex is commonly known for and this year is no exception.
The classic oldies are back (like the Bandshell, Garden Show, Horse show, exhibits, Superdogs, casino, the Canadian International Air Show and more) mixed with new and exciting attractions (CNE Cup International Soccer Match, Movie Magic: Aerial Acrobatics & Ice Skating Show, Nightime Light Show, Cruise Nationals Classic Car Show and more) designed to entertain the whole family. Even former President Bill Clinton is set to speak at BMO Field on August 29th. You see there's something for everyone!
Open daily from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. (except Labour Day) the Ex runs from August 21-September 7, so you have plenty of time to check it out. Then again with all these great things to experience why go just once? Your adventure awaits you! Let's go to the Ex!
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Thursday, August 20, 2009
"WASP CURLING: A WHACK SMACKIN' HECK OF A TIME!"
This is gives an entirely new meaning to the phrase, 'walk softly and carry a big stick'. In slow motion (and to the theme of 'Chariots of Fire' playing in my head) I raise the straw broom to the heavens and give the red bricks an earth-shattering whack taking my pesky unsuspecting opponents by surprise. Powerful blow after powerful blow is executed with the opposition falling one by one on each step below.
A colourful display of black and yellow buzzing stripes graces the pale blue painted concrete with the odd one still desperately hanging on to what little life they have left. Dazed and confused (literally!) and then sprayed with Raid (cause I needed to add more insult to injury right?), they are whacked once again to ensure they've met an untimely demise. I feel like the Tony Soprano of pest control sans Paulie Walnuts and Christopher Moltisanti to do my bidding. Ahhh...It truly is a thing of beauty for any homeowner who's had to contend with these unwanted house guests this summer. This way you can kick back, have a cold espresso and just fuggetaboutit. Bada-Bing!
You see, it's simple really. With the explosion of these stinging nuisances in Toronto (courtesy of a mild winter and the garbage strike) I've taken it upon myself to do something one would normally leave to the professionals. I've decided to rid them all by myself. And so it is with great pride that I have invented a new sport along the way. It's a combination of tennis, baseball, and curling all wrapped into one. Hence the name so appropriately fitting - 'Wasp Curling'. This catchy name was given by my neighbour Mario who watched in awe as myself and my significant other double-teamed (the two brooms for effectiveness and better results) to excel in this slap-happy event taking place right on my front porch.
Those busy buzzing beavers flying back and forth under a slight crack in my awning is reminiscent of a Tim Horton's drive-thru sans the blueberry bloom donut and regular double-double. It's like the DVP at rush hour but all the time. With such heavy traffic it's surprising that they don't have a mid-air collision and bugger off on their own. But why make life so easy for us humans eh?
This would make a great Olympic sport (with the smell of victory - me - and the agony of defeat - them) especially after the season we've been having (Helloooo Vancouver 2010!). This would require minimal equipment that can be found right in your very own home. Here's what you will need. A good straw broom (with strong bristles able to withstand a good lickin'), a sturdy ladder (depending on the whereabouts of their 'cone-condo' location), Raid (bug killer), a steady hand, luck, precision, and finally, an enormous amount of patience. Because even after all that you may have to repeat this a few times before you've completely rid your home of them.
Then there are rules that we (as humans) must comply with in order to save ourselves from their dreaded wrath. Yup, you guessed it the 'sting'. Now with that being said, I urge you to participate in this sport with extreme caution. Keep in mind your opponents are in fighting mode (yup, the gloves are off, even though they're tiny) and in their eyes you are now a large red bulls eye. We don't need nor want the battle scars to prove we've won the war especially if they require a trip to the ER. Ouch! Please try to avoid this at all costs. And remember once you start the game there's no way of knowing the outcome. There will be causalities but if the buzzing continues to persist, an extra slap or two of the broom should take care of that for you.
If even after all that the problem continues to persist, just know you've tried your best and it's time to call in the big guns. That's right, the Orkin Man's number is right by the phone in the hall. But we'll cross that bridge when (or if) we come to it. Until then...Go for the gold! But have an extra can of Raid handy just in case. Yikes! Read more on this article...
A colourful display of black and yellow buzzing stripes graces the pale blue painted concrete with the odd one still desperately hanging on to what little life they have left. Dazed and confused (literally!) and then sprayed with Raid (cause I needed to add more insult to injury right?), they are whacked once again to ensure they've met an untimely demise. I feel like the Tony Soprano of pest control sans Paulie Walnuts and Christopher Moltisanti to do my bidding. Ahhh...It truly is a thing of beauty for any homeowner who's had to contend with these unwanted house guests this summer. This way you can kick back, have a cold espresso and just fuggetaboutit. Bada-Bing!
You see, it's simple really. With the explosion of these stinging nuisances in Toronto (courtesy of a mild winter and the garbage strike) I've taken it upon myself to do something one would normally leave to the professionals. I've decided to rid them all by myself. And so it is with great pride that I have invented a new sport along the way. It's a combination of tennis, baseball, and curling all wrapped into one. Hence the name so appropriately fitting - 'Wasp Curling'. This catchy name was given by my neighbour Mario who watched in awe as myself and my significant other double-teamed (the two brooms for effectiveness and better results) to excel in this slap-happy event taking place right on my front porch.
Those busy buzzing beavers flying back and forth under a slight crack in my awning is reminiscent of a Tim Horton's drive-thru sans the blueberry bloom donut and regular double-double. It's like the DVP at rush hour but all the time. With such heavy traffic it's surprising that they don't have a mid-air collision and bugger off on their own. But why make life so easy for us humans eh?
This would make a great Olympic sport (with the smell of victory - me - and the agony of defeat - them) especially after the season we've been having (Helloooo Vancouver 2010!). This would require minimal equipment that can be found right in your very own home. Here's what you will need. A good straw broom (with strong bristles able to withstand a good lickin'), a sturdy ladder (depending on the whereabouts of their 'cone-condo' location), Raid (bug killer), a steady hand, luck, precision, and finally, an enormous amount of patience. Because even after all that you may have to repeat this a few times before you've completely rid your home of them.
Then there are rules that we (as humans) must comply with in order to save ourselves from their dreaded wrath. Yup, you guessed it the 'sting'. Now with that being said, I urge you to participate in this sport with extreme caution. Keep in mind your opponents are in fighting mode (yup, the gloves are off, even though they're tiny) and in their eyes you are now a large red bulls eye. We don't need nor want the battle scars to prove we've won the war especially if they require a trip to the ER. Ouch! Please try to avoid this at all costs. And remember once you start the game there's no way of knowing the outcome. There will be causalities but if the buzzing continues to persist, an extra slap or two of the broom should take care of that for you.
If even after all that the problem continues to persist, just know you've tried your best and it's time to call in the big guns. That's right, the Orkin Man's number is right by the phone in the hall. But we'll cross that bridge when (or if) we come to it. Until then...Go for the gold! But have an extra can of Raid handy just in case. Yikes! Read more on this article...
Monday, July 27, 2009
"36: MAGIC NUMBER ENDS GARBAGE STRIKE"
Outside workers (6,200 of them) are breathing a sigh of relief today after 36 days on the picket lines. Yes folks, the City and the Union have reached a tentative agreement that has ended the strike. After marathon talks right down to the wire CUPE (Local 416) President, Mark Ferguson announced that a deal was made that was fair and they could be proud of even though compromises were made. However, the details of the agreement have not been made public as of yet.
I'm scratching my head as to what they considered to be a 'fair agreement'. It's been no secret that Miller has gone publicly to say that they didn't have the funds in the city's budget to give into their demands while calling them unreasonable and selfish (without actually uttering those words). Ferguson went onto mention that by the city taking the "last concession off the table" an agreement was made possible. Could it be that Miller gave into their demands? After all Ferguson maintained all along that they would 'end this strike like they began'. No one will know until those 'details' are made public (or our taxes are increased - lucky us! NOT!). However, I can go on to tell you that this whole fiasco has left a very bad taste in the mouths (and stench in the noses) of Torontonians. So much so that I think this just might be the nail in the coffin for him come election time. Bottom line, this strike should never have happened.
You know when your city is featured on CNN, and not because of it's scenic beauty or world renown international cuisine but rather for its mountains of garbage which only discourages tourism you have a problem (and Houston isn't going to help you either). Hey, it's only summer and we only thrive on people spending their almighty dollars. A feature in Canada's very own 'Maclean's' magazine with the cover reading 'Toronto Stinks' with a caricature of Miller in a trash can sporting a banana peel on his head only adds to this city's tarnished image as a clean place with lots of things to do and fresh air. We all know that's been replaced by overflowing trash bins, the stench of mounting garbage and suspended city-run services. Yeah, that's a first class city if I ever saw it. It turns its citizens into second class. How appalling is that!
But then I look at Windsor and think things could have been worse. It only took 101 days of arguing and the dreaded name calling to finally reach a deal for that city last Friday. That truly was a city under siege. Imagine if that was TO? Add a Pride Parade, Indie Weekend, a Taste of this and that festivals, and Carbana to the mix and you have one solid mess on your hands. Oh and I'm not even going to touch the CNE (Canadian National Exhibition). Yuck!
Why do I have this sneaky suspicion that Torontonians won't be too happy once the details of this agreement are revealed? You know it's just too bad we don't have a Union that represents the citizens of this city. I could just see it now turning the tables on them. We'd hold the city hostage by not pay our taxes and we'd still get the services anyway. After all isn't that what's happening to us anyway? Hey, a girl can dream. But wouldn't that be something eh? Wouldn't that be something..... Read more on this article...
Meanwhile, talks still continue with CUPE (Local 79) representing the 18,000 inside workers also looking for a similar collective agreement. Local 416 is leading support to its sister union (Local 79) and once a deal is agreed upon they'll all be back to work. On June 22, 24,000 municipal workers including garbage collectors, paramedics, Ferry services, city-run daycares, summer camps, swimming pools, park and recreation services, all walked off the job holding the city hostage.
I'm scratching my head as to what they considered to be a 'fair agreement'. It's been no secret that Miller has gone publicly to say that they didn't have the funds in the city's budget to give into their demands while calling them unreasonable and selfish (without actually uttering those words). Ferguson went onto mention that by the city taking the "last concession off the table" an agreement was made possible. Could it be that Miller gave into their demands? After all Ferguson maintained all along that they would 'end this strike like they began'. No one will know until those 'details' are made public (or our taxes are increased - lucky us! NOT!). However, I can go on to tell you that this whole fiasco has left a very bad taste in the mouths (and stench in the noses) of Torontonians. So much so that I think this just might be the nail in the coffin for him come election time. Bottom line, this strike should never have happened.
You know when your city is featured on CNN, and not because of it's scenic beauty or world renown international cuisine but rather for its mountains of garbage which only discourages tourism you have a problem (and Houston isn't going to help you either). Hey, it's only summer and we only thrive on people spending their almighty dollars. A feature in Canada's very own 'Maclean's' magazine with the cover reading 'Toronto Stinks' with a caricature of Miller in a trash can sporting a banana peel on his head only adds to this city's tarnished image as a clean place with lots of things to do and fresh air. We all know that's been replaced by overflowing trash bins, the stench of mounting garbage and suspended city-run services. Yeah, that's a first class city if I ever saw it. It turns its citizens into second class. How appalling is that!
But then I look at Windsor and think things could have been worse. It only took 101 days of arguing and the dreaded name calling to finally reach a deal for that city last Friday. That truly was a city under siege. Imagine if that was TO? Add a Pride Parade, Indie Weekend, a Taste of this and that festivals, and Carbana to the mix and you have one solid mess on your hands. Oh and I'm not even going to touch the CNE (Canadian National Exhibition). Yuck!
Why do I have this sneaky suspicion that Torontonians won't be too happy once the details of this agreement are revealed? You know it's just too bad we don't have a Union that represents the citizens of this city. I could just see it now turning the tables on them. We'd hold the city hostage by not pay our taxes and we'd still get the services anyway. After all isn't that what's happening to us anyway? Hey, a girl can dream. But wouldn't that be something eh? Wouldn't that be something..... Read more on this article...
Thursday, July 23, 2009
"EVIL QUEEN'S ONE GREAT DAME IN MY BOOK"
A so called know it all magic mirror, a poisoned apple and seven little people. Who knew that these were deciding factors in my career choice? I certainly didn't at least not at the time. But now, I can easily blame it on the wicked Queen. Yeah, it's all her fault with that sinister mean streak of hers.I mean what's up with tainted fruit and falling into a deep sleep?
Snow White didn't stand a chance, that is until the handsome Prince laid that magic kiss on her breaking the spell. Oh that idiot! It's characters like that that are a writers (okay, I mean my) worst nightmare and although 'happily ever afters' are what Disney looks for a writer like me doesn't. Sadly, the story ends there. Yada, yada, yada you must be thinking (had to throw in a little Seinfeld in that) but where is the meat and potatoes of the story? Yeah, the wicked Queen hello? If I had a lousy mirror telling me Snow White's 'hot and I'm not' I'd want my money back. Damn you Home Sense!
So let's have a little fun with this and dissect the two female leads shall we? Exhibit A: the wicked Stepmother/Queen. Yeah, she was pretty hot (a little weird and obsessed but still strikingly attractive in a evil kinda way). Her 'drama queen' antics just added to her obsession with that no-nonsense do-gooder White. Hey, who else would go to the extreme of disguising herself to ensure she did the deed. It's called eliminate the competition baby! Her wheels were always turning trying to successfully execute White's demise through the most homely of disguises. An old peasant woman. Impressive!
Onto Exhibit B: Snow White. Well, how exactly do I say this without sounding one sided. Okay how about drab, bland and uh boring. Yup, a regular 'yawnfest' here. So she was sweet, and kind and talked to the animals (guess Dr. Doolittle has a predecessor eh?) but she was flat out borrrrring. The rest of the time she spent shacked up in a tiny cottage with seven moody miners all of which seems quite strange. I often wondered about that whole dwarf business. Least I can figure Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy and Sneezy were in dire need of a little eye candy when they got home from all those hours in that dark and dreary mine together. Gives a whole new meaning to 'whistle while you work' now doesn't it? Yeaowzaaaa!
However, I will admit to this. Snow White was cute and perky, in a girl next door kinda way (not that there's anything wrong with that-yes, I'm referencing Seinfeld again, but it's MY story and I'll do with it as I please!) but still her character lacked some serious depth. What can I say I've got a thing for villains. Evil stark raving mad villains. Oh how I love them!
Which reminds me, it was my third grade class play of Snow White that sparked the writing bug. The wicked Queen initially caught my attention driving me to try out for it. Once I got the part I was unstoppable. Her evil cackle along with her hidden agenda completely sold me on the role. After all I thought she was by far one of the most vital characters of the fairy tale. The sheer irony of it all evolved totally around her. Ahhhh....be still my heart! Yes, I was going to make her evil royal highness come to life and did I ever. Muhahahahaha!
So with that being said, I'd like to express my thanks to her for stimulating my imagination as a impressionable eight year-old by allowing me to spread my creative wings and soar to new and exciting heights as an up and coming (hopefully) future writer. I now know the true meaning behind the line made famous by the 'Diva of Darkness' herself. Mirror, mirror on the wall who's the fairest writer of them all? You are (of course!) and I lived happily ever after. Yeah, I finally have hand! Sorry, I just couldn't resist. THE END! Read more on this article...
Snow White didn't stand a chance, that is until the handsome Prince laid that magic kiss on her breaking the spell. Oh that idiot! It's characters like that that are a writers (okay, I mean my) worst nightmare and although 'happily ever afters' are what Disney looks for a writer like me doesn't. Sadly, the story ends there. Yada, yada, yada you must be thinking (had to throw in a little Seinfeld in that) but where is the meat and potatoes of the story? Yeah, the wicked Queen hello? If I had a lousy mirror telling me Snow White's 'hot and I'm not' I'd want my money back. Damn you Home Sense!
So let's have a little fun with this and dissect the two female leads shall we? Exhibit A: the wicked Stepmother/Queen. Yeah, she was pretty hot (a little weird and obsessed but still strikingly attractive in a evil kinda way). Her 'drama queen' antics just added to her obsession with that no-nonsense do-gooder White. Hey, who else would go to the extreme of disguising herself to ensure she did the deed. It's called eliminate the competition baby! Her wheels were always turning trying to successfully execute White's demise through the most homely of disguises. An old peasant woman. Impressive!
Onto Exhibit B: Snow White. Well, how exactly do I say this without sounding one sided. Okay how about drab, bland and uh boring. Yup, a regular 'yawnfest' here. So she was sweet, and kind and talked to the animals (guess Dr. Doolittle has a predecessor eh?) but she was flat out borrrrring. The rest of the time she spent shacked up in a tiny cottage with seven moody miners all of which seems quite strange. I often wondered about that whole dwarf business. Least I can figure Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy and Sneezy were in dire need of a little eye candy when they got home from all those hours in that dark and dreary mine together. Gives a whole new meaning to 'whistle while you work' now doesn't it? Yeaowzaaaa!
However, I will admit to this. Snow White was cute and perky, in a girl next door kinda way (not that there's anything wrong with that-yes, I'm referencing Seinfeld again, but it's MY story and I'll do with it as I please!) but still her character lacked some serious depth. What can I say I've got a thing for villains. Evil stark raving mad villains. Oh how I love them!
Which reminds me, it was my third grade class play of Snow White that sparked the writing bug. The wicked Queen initially caught my attention driving me to try out for it. Once I got the part I was unstoppable. Her evil cackle along with her hidden agenda completely sold me on the role. After all I thought she was by far one of the most vital characters of the fairy tale. The sheer irony of it all evolved totally around her. Ahhhh....be still my heart! Yes, I was going to make her evil royal highness come to life and did I ever. Muhahahahaha!
So with that being said, I'd like to express my thanks to her for stimulating my imagination as a impressionable eight year-old by allowing me to spread my creative wings and soar to new and exciting heights as an up and coming (hopefully) future writer. I now know the true meaning behind the line made famous by the 'Diva of Darkness' herself. Mirror, mirror on the wall who's the fairest writer of them all? You are (of course!) and I lived happily ever after. Yeah, I finally have hand! Sorry, I just couldn't resist. THE END! Read more on this article...
Friday, July 3, 2009
"PRIDE OF THE EAST....YUMMMM"
With my addiction to italian food (although no one could ever wen me off of it!) I admit that I've neglected other tasty foods from other parts of the globe. So here I've proven that I've indeed expanded my horizons beyond the 'old country' to find that I too can find contentment in other establishments having absolutely nothing to do with my heritage.
Each time I venture out of, what I like to call 'my little pasta-pizza bubble' I always manage to find something on the menu that appeals to my discerning palette. This time it was no exception. The 'Eastern Restaurant' is as far out of the box as I've been meaning it's out in Markham. The drive is 30 minutes (Hwy 401 east, to Hwy 404, exit at 16th Avenue) but well worth it!
This place is tiny like a bachelor pad without the bachelor. Frankly, if you're looking for spacious this definitely isn't it. However, it's quaintness, friendly (and fast) service is just perfect for the complete dining experience right down to its tranquil carp tank on display. The main attraction (of course) is the awesome food and let me just say the 'Mandarin' it isn't! With no disrespect to the Mandarin, Eastern's food is freshly prepared just for you (it kinda makes you feel special) as you wait (and in record time, it only took 20 minutes) so none of the food sits under hot lights as it would in a typical buffet setting.
I ordered a 'spring roll', 'pork fried rice', 'sweet and sour chicken balls' (there were 12 in total), 'thick Shanghai noodles with beef' (with a nice kick to them, although you can make them as spicy as you desire), and 'mixed vegetables'. Each dish (all of which were generous portions) came out slowly giving me ample time to thoroughly enjoy (and digest) your previous dishes, until they were all out on the table. Being bombarded with plate after plate (in other places) gives it an 'assembly line' feel to it, which shouldn't be a factor in dining. Save that for the Chrysler plant!
The prices are reasonable (2 can dine for $50) so it keeps me coming back again and again. They do offer take-out but sadly residing in North York it would be a huge stretch for them to deliver as they're located in York Region. That is why I make sure I order extra food to go for those cravings that seem to creep up just when I get home. Oh those darn Shanghai noodles! Yummy!
Oh and in case you're wondering, yes you do get a fortune cookie at the end of your meal. Mine read, 'Stop procrastinating - starting now'. Translation: You owe it to yourself to try this place pronto. Yes, that means now!
Just don't forget to pick me up an order of spicy thick Shanghai beef noodles to go when you're done please. Thanks!
EASTERN RESTAURANT
1 Stone Mason Drive (between Woolen Mill & 16th Avenue)
Markham, Ontario
L3P-6X2
905-294-0892 Read more on this article...
Each time I venture out of, what I like to call 'my little pasta-pizza bubble' I always manage to find something on the menu that appeals to my discerning palette. This time it was no exception. The 'Eastern Restaurant' is as far out of the box as I've been meaning it's out in Markham. The drive is 30 minutes (Hwy 401 east, to Hwy 404, exit at 16th Avenue) but well worth it!
This place is tiny like a bachelor pad without the bachelor. Frankly, if you're looking for spacious this definitely isn't it. However, it's quaintness, friendly (and fast) service is just perfect for the complete dining experience right down to its tranquil carp tank on display. The main attraction (of course) is the awesome food and let me just say the 'Mandarin' it isn't! With no disrespect to the Mandarin, Eastern's food is freshly prepared just for you (it kinda makes you feel special) as you wait (and in record time, it only took 20 minutes) so none of the food sits under hot lights as it would in a typical buffet setting.
I ordered a 'spring roll', 'pork fried rice', 'sweet and sour chicken balls' (there were 12 in total), 'thick Shanghai noodles with beef' (with a nice kick to them, although you can make them as spicy as you desire), and 'mixed vegetables'. Each dish (all of which were generous portions) came out slowly giving me ample time to thoroughly enjoy (and digest) your previous dishes, until they were all out on the table. Being bombarded with plate after plate (in other places) gives it an 'assembly line' feel to it, which shouldn't be a factor in dining. Save that for the Chrysler plant!
The prices are reasonable (2 can dine for $50) so it keeps me coming back again and again. They do offer take-out but sadly residing in North York it would be a huge stretch for them to deliver as they're located in York Region. That is why I make sure I order extra food to go for those cravings that seem to creep up just when I get home. Oh those darn Shanghai noodles! Yummy!
Oh and in case you're wondering, yes you do get a fortune cookie at the end of your meal. Mine read, 'Stop procrastinating - starting now'. Translation: You owe it to yourself to try this place pronto. Yes, that means now!
Just don't forget to pick me up an order of spicy thick Shanghai beef noodles to go when you're done please. Thanks!
EASTERN RESTAURANT
1 Stone Mason Drive (between Woolen Mill & 16th Avenue)
Markham, Ontario
L3P-6X2
905-294-0892 Read more on this article...
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
"ATTENTION: BAGLESS WONDERS, THE VERDICT IS IN"
What retailers giveth, retailers taketh away. Well, that's not entirely true unless you have a nickel per bag to shell out. This used to be true but only for most supermarket chains. Sadly, it's not only taken a hold of Zeller's, Winners, Rona and all stores across the board for that matter. It's gone as far as to trickle all the way down to the dollar store level which frankly I'm appalled with.
I realize the rules must be enforced all across the board but come on people. It makes my blood boil to be asked by the cashier if I want a bag with that after purchasing a measly greeting card. What am I going to do with it after I'm done with it. I certainly can't line my green bin with it. I can't bag a lunch in it. I can't even line my birdcage with it. A bag that size (although it costs the same as a standard bag) serves absolutely no purpose other than to conceal the nature of the item to others outside the store. That's it.
Lately, I've been observing other shoppers in hopes of getting to the bottom of this whole 'bag less' issue and how others (like myself) are handling it. Oh and have I noticed a lot. While a select few use reusable bags at the check-out the majority would rather opt to carry their items (if only a few) by hand out of the store. But for those with shopping carts filled to capacity they don't have the same luxury (if you want to call it that). So they wheel their purchases to their cars where something else becomes apparent. Their trunks permanently house a plastic laundry tub (no doubt purchased at the Looney Store - hey why spend even more money if you don't have to right?) or cardboard boxes (supplied for free at select grocers) to avoid spending any additional monies on plastic or those bacteria-salmonella breeding reusable bags they've been plugging for awhile now (which incidentally cost 99 cents each). No thank you!
To say life as we know it has changed enormously would be an understatement. Yes, that's to be expected considering we've come a long way from paper bags. Which brings me to my next point. I wish they'd thought this out more thoroughly before implementing something that continues to have a domino effect on our daily lives. I mean weren't plastic bags introduced to make the consumers life easier? Seems like anything that is that is supposed to make our lives easier turns into a nightmare somewhere down the road doesn't it? Suddenly after years of studies and clogging the system (oh they're bad for the environment yeah I know!) they brought about recycling. While recycling did actually work, repeating the process would have the plastic become so paper thin that it started to resemble tissue paper. Bag handles would snap, the bottoms would split and we're right back where we started from.
So why not just stop all this nonsense and bring back the good ol' paper bag. If it was good enough for us back then why isn't it good for us now? I know, I know, out there there must be millions of tree-huggers who are ready to blow a gasket (which is very bad for the environment I'd like to add). I can just hear them now. Cut down more trees for this? How dare you! Well, let me just say this in my defence (and I'm sure millions more are thinking the same thing) this would be a good solution and on many fronts. Financially it would put money in the consumers pocket (which means spending elsewhere - yeah good for the economy!) without having to fumble for a nickel each time we venture into the world of retail. Next, we have an environmental benefit (good for the tree-huggers, nature lovers and eco-green worshippers - yup you can all clap now!) because paper as we all know it is biodegradable. Yes, that means less plastic bags to further clog our landfills and we'd still have our bags (although paper) to line our green bins with. You see, it's a win-win situation for everyone involved.
Plastic bag usage has sharply declined according to an article in the Toronto Star. Metro (in Ontario and Quebec) who was the only store (so why are all the rest of the retailers being so tight lipped about these stats eh?) to reveal their statistics since the fee was introduced last month reported a 70 percent decline while their reusable bags have skyrocketed which have become a profitable exchange. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'charge it' doesn't it?
Who knew it would go into a state of extinction? The T-Rex, the Ford Pinto, the VHS and pretty soon the plastic bag? Pfffff....Well, until my plastic grocery bags are ripping at their proverbial seams. Until I'm left with one handle and until I've hit that bag less oasis in the desert that continuously asks me for five cents a pop. I'll be carrying (or wheeling) my purchases to my car one grocery shopping day at a time. This frustrated consumer has left the building. Thank-you....Thank-you very much! Read more on this article...
I realize the rules must be enforced all across the board but come on people. It makes my blood boil to be asked by the cashier if I want a bag with that after purchasing a measly greeting card. What am I going to do with it after I'm done with it. I certainly can't line my green bin with it. I can't bag a lunch in it. I can't even line my birdcage with it. A bag that size (although it costs the same as a standard bag) serves absolutely no purpose other than to conceal the nature of the item to others outside the store. That's it.
Lately, I've been observing other shoppers in hopes of getting to the bottom of this whole 'bag less' issue and how others (like myself) are handling it. Oh and have I noticed a lot. While a select few use reusable bags at the check-out the majority would rather opt to carry their items (if only a few) by hand out of the store. But for those with shopping carts filled to capacity they don't have the same luxury (if you want to call it that). So they wheel their purchases to their cars where something else becomes apparent. Their trunks permanently house a plastic laundry tub (no doubt purchased at the Looney Store - hey why spend even more money if you don't have to right?) or cardboard boxes (supplied for free at select grocers) to avoid spending any additional monies on plastic or those bacteria-salmonella breeding reusable bags they've been plugging for awhile now (which incidentally cost 99 cents each). No thank you!
To say life as we know it has changed enormously would be an understatement. Yes, that's to be expected considering we've come a long way from paper bags. Which brings me to my next point. I wish they'd thought this out more thoroughly before implementing something that continues to have a domino effect on our daily lives. I mean weren't plastic bags introduced to make the consumers life easier? Seems like anything that is that is supposed to make our lives easier turns into a nightmare somewhere down the road doesn't it? Suddenly after years of studies and clogging the system (oh they're bad for the environment yeah I know!) they brought about recycling. While recycling did actually work, repeating the process would have the plastic become so paper thin that it started to resemble tissue paper. Bag handles would snap, the bottoms would split and we're right back where we started from.
So why not just stop all this nonsense and bring back the good ol' paper bag. If it was good enough for us back then why isn't it good for us now? I know, I know, out there there must be millions of tree-huggers who are ready to blow a gasket (which is very bad for the environment I'd like to add). I can just hear them now. Cut down more trees for this? How dare you! Well, let me just say this in my defence (and I'm sure millions more are thinking the same thing) this would be a good solution and on many fronts. Financially it would put money in the consumers pocket (which means spending elsewhere - yeah good for the economy!) without having to fumble for a nickel each time we venture into the world of retail. Next, we have an environmental benefit (good for the tree-huggers, nature lovers and eco-green worshippers - yup you can all clap now!) because paper as we all know it is biodegradable. Yes, that means less plastic bags to further clog our landfills and we'd still have our bags (although paper) to line our green bins with. You see, it's a win-win situation for everyone involved.
Plastic bag usage has sharply declined according to an article in the Toronto Star. Metro (in Ontario and Quebec) who was the only store (so why are all the rest of the retailers being so tight lipped about these stats eh?) to reveal their statistics since the fee was introduced last month reported a 70 percent decline while their reusable bags have skyrocketed which have become a profitable exchange. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'charge it' doesn't it?
Who knew it would go into a state of extinction? The T-Rex, the Ford Pinto, the VHS and pretty soon the plastic bag? Pfffff....Well, until my plastic grocery bags are ripping at their proverbial seams. Until I'm left with one handle and until I've hit that bag less oasis in the desert that continuously asks me for five cents a pop. I'll be carrying (or wheeling) my purchases to my car one grocery shopping day at a time. This frustrated consumer has left the building. Thank-you....Thank-you very much! Read more on this article...
Monday, June 29, 2009
"DAY 8 TORONTO: STILL NO END TO STINKY MESS"
Week two of the garbage strike and the city and union couldn't be further apart than ever. Meanwhile, Toronto has itself tons of household waste flooding parks and community centers across the city (with more and more opening each day and) angering residents everywhere. Its heaping tons of garbage just baking in the summer sun. Ahhhh who doesn't like the stench of egg shells, dirty diapers and coffee grinds just lovely! Sadly, there doesn't appear to be an end to this any time soon.
In a time where unemployment is at its highest (and continues to escalate) the unions demands are ridiculously selfish and unrealistic. Their tactics by holding the city hostage is only hurting themselves and further frustrating people who attempt to dispose of their trash. I mean really don't we pay enough taxes to garner a little compensation here? Why is it that I'm paying for services that I'm (or any citizen of this great city) is not receiving? Why doesn't Mayor Miller and our Lordship Premier Dalton McGuinty take this as a hint to step-up to the plate and enforce 'back-to-work legislation' on all this madness. I know, it could be worse, look at Windsor. Their city workers have been on strike since April 11th. Yikes! Now that really stinks!
Let's a take a look at what their demanding shall we? Like fire and police services, they too want to be able to bank and cash their 18 sick days a year upon retirement. One in which is frustrating the heck out of Torontonians. At the very least those other services put their lives on the line daily for the citizens of this city. It's a dangerous job and they should be compensated for it.
Unlike the outside workers who won't even pick up stray recycling if it fell right in front of their feet that continues to flood the street. Heaven forbid there's a windy day and those cans and plastics that are just a centimeter shy of the inside of the collection truck accidentally don't make it in. They're rolling their way down the street (especially if you live on a incline like I do) until they reach the bottom and get caught curbside or on somebodies fence. Also I've seen many a green bin thrown onto the street (yeah, so they get run over by cars and shatter into tiny pieces) instead of the driveways or lawns. Did I happen to mention they're also manhandled by many a garbage collector? The last time I checked they call them 'garbage collectors' aren't they? Guess that's NOT in their job description. Sadly, no one could even dispute this because I've seen it with my very own eyes.
The next issues are scheduling, job security and seniority rights. We all know that job security has been an issue in most (if not all labour disputes) and judging by our economy (or lack there of) it needs to be resuscitated by our ambulance workers (oh wait a minute, their on strike too!) because frankly that hasn't existed in a long time anywhere. Leave it to the unions who have their issues with the City and squeeze all the money they can get out of the poor taxpayers. Shame on you! I say Mayor Miller and Mark Ferguson (Union President of Local 416) should just duke it out once and for all in a cage match and leave the rest of us out of this.
Maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea for TO to outsource their garbage removal and avoid any more of this nonsense once this contract is up for renewal again. I know many (including myself) wouldn't mind getting their hands a little dirty to keep the city clean and livable as it should be. A world class city we can proudly continue to call home sans the mountains of rotting waste and unpleasant stench ruining the precious backdrop that we most definitely could do without. Peeeewwwwww! Read more on this article...
In a time where unemployment is at its highest (and continues to escalate) the unions demands are ridiculously selfish and unrealistic. Their tactics by holding the city hostage is only hurting themselves and further frustrating people who attempt to dispose of their trash. I mean really don't we pay enough taxes to garner a little compensation here? Why is it that I'm paying for services that I'm (or any citizen of this great city) is not receiving? Why doesn't Mayor Miller and our Lordship Premier Dalton McGuinty take this as a hint to step-up to the plate and enforce 'back-to-work legislation' on all this madness. I know, it could be worse, look at Windsor. Their city workers have been on strike since April 11th. Yikes! Now that really stinks!
Let's a take a look at what their demanding shall we? Like fire and police services, they too want to be able to bank and cash their 18 sick days a year upon retirement. One in which is frustrating the heck out of Torontonians. At the very least those other services put their lives on the line daily for the citizens of this city. It's a dangerous job and they should be compensated for it.
Unlike the outside workers who won't even pick up stray recycling if it fell right in front of their feet that continues to flood the street. Heaven forbid there's a windy day and those cans and plastics that are just a centimeter shy of the inside of the collection truck accidentally don't make it in. They're rolling their way down the street (especially if you live on a incline like I do) until they reach the bottom and get caught curbside or on somebodies fence. Also I've seen many a green bin thrown onto the street (yeah, so they get run over by cars and shatter into tiny pieces) instead of the driveways or lawns. Did I happen to mention they're also manhandled by many a garbage collector? The last time I checked they call them 'garbage collectors' aren't they? Guess that's NOT in their job description. Sadly, no one could even dispute this because I've seen it with my very own eyes.
The next issues are scheduling, job security and seniority rights. We all know that job security has been an issue in most (if not all labour disputes) and judging by our economy (or lack there of) it needs to be resuscitated by our ambulance workers (oh wait a minute, their on strike too!) because frankly that hasn't existed in a long time anywhere. Leave it to the unions who have their issues with the City and squeeze all the money they can get out of the poor taxpayers. Shame on you! I say Mayor Miller and Mark Ferguson (Union President of Local 416) should just duke it out once and for all in a cage match and leave the rest of us out of this.
Maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea for TO to outsource their garbage removal and avoid any more of this nonsense once this contract is up for renewal again. I know many (including myself) wouldn't mind getting their hands a little dirty to keep the city clean and livable as it should be. A world class city we can proudly continue to call home sans the mountains of rotting waste and unpleasant stench ruining the precious backdrop that we most definitely could do without. Peeeewwwwww! Read more on this article...
Saturday, June 27, 2009
"LIQUID FLU ADDICTINGLY FUNNY WITHOUT THE SPLITTING HEADACHE"
What do a tiger, a baby and a chicken haven in common? Give up? They're all involved in a wild night (that no one can seem to remember) in 'The Hangover'. Yes folks, I'd like to think of it as the 'Stag Party' meets 'CSI' minus the roting corpse and Gil Grissom.
Right from the starting gate you knew this wasn't going to be your average bachelor party in Vegas. What I mean is, aside from borrowing your soon to be father-in-laws (yeah he gave them his blessing!) precious Mercedes-Benz (which they trash!) to the $4200 a night villa at Caesar's Palace (yeah they trash that too! Oh you gotta love the smoldering chair!) to the few rhinestones short of a tiara, brother-in-law (who btw resembles actor turned wanna-be rap artist Joaquin Pheonix), this is so far from ordinary it's comically scary. You can thank director Todd Phillips of 'Old School' for this one that's for sure. Mama needs a new pair of pumps and she's talkin' italian designer red leather stiletto's. Oh yeah baby!
Everything starts out...well...normal (whatever your definition of 'normal' is)...the road trip, the check-in, the toast on the hotel rooftop (stunning view of the strip in this part)...then the following morning all hell breaks loose. That's where the groom (Doug) goes MIA and the groomsmen (Phil, Stu, and Alan) go ape-poop over trying to retrace last nights steps. They have to locate him before the wedding (it's only 48 hours away!). Yikes! Oh it's a race for the clock for these guys whose memories are as fuzzy as a naval (get it fuzzy naval?). Add a stolen police car, a missing tooth, a big cat, a sudden impromptu wedding with an exotic dancer (Jade) and an angry Asian man (Mr. Chow) who wants his 80 grand and it's pure madness I tell you! Madness!
The story moves along at a nice steady pace so try not to blink (or at least not so often) or you might miss some valuable information as their time in 'Sin City' unfolds. Since the events work themselves in reverse order (to reveal what they did to get to the point of where they are, and believe me they did a lot!) it sheds light on a night where professionally grown men suddenly turn into wild frat boys running ramp id on spring break. Oh boys will be boys!
You can't help but root (and laugh) for them as they continue on their wild journey to find their buddy all the way to the hilariously funny credits that fill in the blanks of a rather unforgettable night for them and the audience. I'd felt as though I'd tied a few over with the guys myself after having gone along for the ride. It was a hoot! So with that being said I'll give this a 4 knee slapper out of 5. And it's only cause I never found out where the chicken came from. Please do check it out...sober of course.
You know this only enforces the phrase, 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!' Besides, the chicken ain't talkin' (it doesn't have lips anyway!) and neither am I.
THE HANGOVER
Starring: Bradley Cooper, Heather Graham, Jeffrey Tambor and Mike Tyson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OligCf4SyYE&NR=1
Read more on this article...
Right from the starting gate you knew this wasn't going to be your average bachelor party in Vegas. What I mean is, aside from borrowing your soon to be father-in-laws (yeah he gave them his blessing!) precious Mercedes-Benz (which they trash!) to the $4200 a night villa at Caesar's Palace (yeah they trash that too! Oh you gotta love the smoldering chair!) to the few rhinestones short of a tiara, brother-in-law (who btw resembles actor turned wanna-be rap artist Joaquin Pheonix), this is so far from ordinary it's comically scary. You can thank director Todd Phillips of 'Old School' for this one that's for sure. Mama needs a new pair of pumps and she's talkin' italian designer red leather stiletto's. Oh yeah baby!
Everything starts out...well...normal (whatever your definition of 'normal' is)...the road trip, the check-in, the toast on the hotel rooftop (stunning view of the strip in this part)...then the following morning all hell breaks loose. That's where the groom (Doug) goes MIA and the groomsmen (Phil, Stu, and Alan) go ape-poop over trying to retrace last nights steps. They have to locate him before the wedding (it's only 48 hours away!). Yikes! Oh it's a race for the clock for these guys whose memories are as fuzzy as a naval (get it fuzzy naval?). Add a stolen police car, a missing tooth, a big cat, a sudden impromptu wedding with an exotic dancer (Jade) and an angry Asian man (Mr. Chow) who wants his 80 grand and it's pure madness I tell you! Madness!
The story moves along at a nice steady pace so try not to blink (or at least not so often) or you might miss some valuable information as their time in 'Sin City' unfolds. Since the events work themselves in reverse order (to reveal what they did to get to the point of where they are, and believe me they did a lot!) it sheds light on a night where professionally grown men suddenly turn into wild frat boys running ramp id on spring break. Oh boys will be boys!
You can't help but root (and laugh) for them as they continue on their wild journey to find their buddy all the way to the hilariously funny credits that fill in the blanks of a rather unforgettable night for them and the audience. I'd felt as though I'd tied a few over with the guys myself after having gone along for the ride. It was a hoot! So with that being said I'll give this a 4 knee slapper out of 5. And it's only cause I never found out where the chicken came from. Please do check it out...sober of course.
You know this only enforces the phrase, 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!' Besides, the chicken ain't talkin' (it doesn't have lips anyway!) and neither am I.
THE HANGOVER
Starring: Bradley Cooper, Heather Graham, Jeffrey Tambor and Mike Tyson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OligCf4SyYE&NR=1
Read more on this article...
Saturday, May 30, 2009
"TILL WE MEET AGAIN JAY....OH SAY, IN 3 MONTHS?"
17 years have come and gone and with them a roster of celebrities, politicians (including President Barack Obama), exotic animals (not to be mistaken with politicians) and just regular folk (with unusual talents) from coast to coast have graced the Tonight Show stage entertaining us night after night.An emotional Jay Leno gracefully passed the torch to Conan O'Brien last night who begins his hosting duties on June 1st.
The evening (as expected) was filled with a walk down memory lane. One that could not be complete without mentioning his previous successor Johnny Carson whom he paid homage to. Hey, the man spent 30-years behind that desk!
Leno (like all late-night talk show hosts) always enjoyed using current events (and the people behind them) as a basis for his nightly monologues which is what made him such an enormous success. Whether you loved him or hated him, he'd use material that most people thought about but didn't have the courage to say (let alone on national television) and he got a laugh out of it. Thank God for the Michael Jackson's, George W's, and the O.J. Simpson's eh!
It wouldn't be a final farewell without thanking everyone who worked on the show and of course the viewers for their continued support throughout the years. Guess that makes Jay the 'King of Late-Night TV' doesn't it? Sorry David Letterman. Your 'Top 10-List' doesn't cut it here. We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
But if you think you've seen the last of the silver-haired devil Leno think again. He'll be back in the fall hosting a weekly pre-late-night-show-show (yeah, I dare you to say that 10 times fast!) at 10 p.m. this time. Even good ol' Kevin Eubanks and the Tonight Show Band will be back.
So if you change the channel in September and think you've had a deja vu. You really haven't. Yes, folks the 'Jay Walking' lives on....just a little earlier. Read more on this article...
The evening (as expected) was filled with a walk down memory lane. One that could not be complete without mentioning his previous successor Johnny Carson whom he paid homage to. Hey, the man spent 30-years behind that desk!
Leno (like all late-night talk show hosts) always enjoyed using current events (and the people behind them) as a basis for his nightly monologues which is what made him such an enormous success. Whether you loved him or hated him, he'd use material that most people thought about but didn't have the courage to say (let alone on national television) and he got a laugh out of it. Thank God for the Michael Jackson's, George W's, and the O.J. Simpson's eh!
It wouldn't be a final farewell without thanking everyone who worked on the show and of course the viewers for their continued support throughout the years. Guess that makes Jay the 'King of Late-Night TV' doesn't it? Sorry David Letterman. Your 'Top 10-List' doesn't cut it here. We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
But if you think you've seen the last of the silver-haired devil Leno think again. He'll be back in the fall hosting a weekly pre-late-night-show-show (yeah, I dare you to say that 10 times fast!) at 10 p.m. this time. Even good ol' Kevin Eubanks and the Tonight Show Band will be back.
So if you change the channel in September and think you've had a deja vu. You really haven't. Yes, folks the 'Jay Walking' lives on....just a little earlier. Read more on this article...
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
"DWTS: MIRROR, MIRROR, WHO'S THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL?"
After 11 long and grueling weeks plagued with injuries this side of Toronto General Hospital the wait is finally over. 'Shawn Johnson' has sashayed her way to take this season's infamous Mirror Ball trophy away from 'Gilles Marini' and 'Melissa Rycroft'. Ahhhhh the thrill of victory (for Shawn) and the agony of defeat (for the rest) you must be thinking. Well, not so considering the teen wonder (and youngest winner ever) did a number on the viewers and the judges that landed her in the prestigious top-spot. Oh Mark Ballas must be doing backflips with win number two (he found success with yet another tiny Olympic champion with Kristi Yamaguchi in Season 6).
It is reported by those at the TMZ (who apparently got their hands on her contract) that Johnson took home a nice pay cheque. An estimated $365,000 would have anyone foxtrotting all the way to the bank. Cha-cha-cha-ching!
Sadly, I too (like I'm sure many) was quite surprised at the outcome. I could have sworn that Marini would take top spot with Melissa coming in second followed by Johnson in third. Who knew? Johnson was good I'll give her that. She executed each dance gracefully and always gave it her all. But do I think she was the greatest thing since toast bread? No I don't.
Marini, on the other hand, gave the audience exactly what they wanted. Aside from his 'eye candy' appeal he did do something that Rycroft and Johnson didn't. Not only did he have depth and character behind each of his performances (which is what the ladies lacked by comparisson) but his versatility sold me the very moment he started his journey on Dancing as well. All that and more made him one of the most memorable stars ever to grace the ballroom floor. Can you say Argentine Tango? Wow!
So now the lights have dimmed, the judges have put their paddles away and the spray tan machine is on hiatus when Dancing returns this fall. Until then folks...Paso Doble away! Ole! Read more on this article...
It is reported by those at the TMZ (who apparently got their hands on her contract) that Johnson took home a nice pay cheque. An estimated $365,000 would have anyone foxtrotting all the way to the bank. Cha-cha-cha-ching!
Sadly, I too (like I'm sure many) was quite surprised at the outcome. I could have sworn that Marini would take top spot with Melissa coming in second followed by Johnson in third. Who knew? Johnson was good I'll give her that. She executed each dance gracefully and always gave it her all. But do I think she was the greatest thing since toast bread? No I don't.
Marini, on the other hand, gave the audience exactly what they wanted. Aside from his 'eye candy' appeal he did do something that Rycroft and Johnson didn't. Not only did he have depth and character behind each of his performances (which is what the ladies lacked by comparisson) but his versatility sold me the very moment he started his journey on Dancing as well. All that and more made him one of the most memorable stars ever to grace the ballroom floor. Can you say Argentine Tango? Wow!
So now the lights have dimmed, the judges have put their paddles away and the spray tan machine is on hiatus when Dancing returns this fall. Until then folks...Paso Doble away! Ole! Read more on this article...
Sunday, May 10, 2009
"MOTHER'S DAY: A ROSE OF ALL TRADES"
WANTED: Female, must be loving, compassionate and nurturing. Lots of patience, understanding and a quick wit is also required. Must know how to kiss boo-boos, mustn't be afraid of runny noses, skinned knees and can make a mean batch of chocolate chip cookies at a moments notice.Those with a good sense of humour (you're definitely going to need it!) will be considered. Only serious applicants need apply.
If I were to take out an ad for the job of mother this is what I'd like it to read. It has all the qualities I'd look for and want in a mom. Fortunately for me, I've been blessed with an incredible mom who not only possesses all those wonderful qualities (and more) but has the biggest heart this side of the T. Dot and beyond.
Our relationship runs deeper than that of mother and daughter. She's my best friend and confidante. You know I may be so bold as to say that I've known her all my life.
We chat a lot about everything. Well, most of the time I talk and she listens (okay, sometimes it's more of a rant and she still patiently listens) until I run out of things to say. In fact, that's something she's openly admitted to me that she does. The method to her madness involves not fueling the fire so that I eventually run out of steam. Now why didn't I think of that? The answer. Oh yeah she's a MOM!
Her cute quirky traits are unique only unto her that if I'd try to change them I'd be putting an end to what comes naturally to her (like watching a thriller on TV and she'll close her eyes and then ask me what just happened). The scary music (or the screams!) building to the climax gets her all the time. Don't open that door I say. Don't open that door...Eeek!
She's my shopping partner in crime (her 'Thelma' to my 'Louise' minus the convertible). You should see us tag team in grocery stores. This puts a whole new meaning to the words 'Price Chopper'. Weekly in-store specials we're coming to get cha!...Muhahahahaha!
Did I mention she's a great cook? Her tasty traditional italian dishes will bring tears of joy to your eyes. Homemade pasta and tomato sauce, sausage, veal, chicken, pizza...Oh God!...Even her 'tiramisu' is simply heavenly. It's a pure work of art. Yes folks, she's the Michelangelo of the kitchen!
My Florence Nightingale when I'm feeling under the weather. Polysporin, Benelyin cough syrup, Advil. She's got all the bases covered along with my favourite homemade chicken soup made with all the TLC a mother can give and more. It's the 'awwwww that's so sweet, I love you mom' factor that gets me every time. It always has a way of bringing me back to when I was a little girl. I could really use a hug about now (and she knows just when to give me one of those too).
Lastly, she has this strong connection with me that's telepathic. I'm convinced that it's beyond the womb. If I'm thinking of something (or about to say it) she'll say it out loud (or think it) and vice-versa. This has always had us dumbfounded as to how deep the bond between mother and child really is. I can't explain it. It's a feeling like no other but it's one that I wouldn't trade for the world.
Honouring our mother's is something we should do all the days of the year. Besides, being a mom is a lifetime commitment even long after we've left the nest. So those are some pretty big shoes to fill (even if they are a size 7 1/2 white leather loafer).
Btw you're perfect for the job...You're hired! (and can I please have an espresso with that tiramisu Mom? Thanks!)
Love you, M
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
"EDEN'S SO SIN-SATIONALLY TEMPTING"
Attention all Adam and Eve's! This beautiful garden offers more than just 'forbidden fruit'. With a variety of tasty dishes to please even the most discerning of palettes you'll be tempted to try them all. Very, very tempted that is!
'Eden Trattoria' is a cozy place nestled in the Humber Bay Shores neighbourhood which I had the pleasure of experiencing first hand and boy am I ever sold on this place. It was bustling with activity (two floors of it) when I arrived which was a sure sign this place was going to be good. Its casual elegance means you can leave the 'fig leaf' at home.
I had a table (upstairs) that overlooked the lake and TO skyline that looked breathtaking. It had such a lovely romantic feel to it especially with the incredible panoramic view of the city lights. You can't help but fall in love with the city all over again. Ahhhhhhh!
There's a variety of great food to choose from. Anything from pizzas and pastas to steak and seafood. The possibilities are endless but whatever you choose you just can't go wrong. I ordered the 'Antipasto Friutti di Mare' in a nice balsamic vinaigrette dressing and the 'Antipasto di Casa' which was an assortment of bocconcini, sun dried olives, roasted red peppers, proschuttini and italian soppresatta and it was great. Oh I can taste the fresh bread now!
My taste buds continued on to experience a baked panzerotti (it was larger than my plate!) with a side order of piping hot tomato dipping sauce. Oh so heavenly! I was waiting for the serpent to come slithering down the pillar to ask me how the meal was. In that I would have replied, 'yes I have sinned and I'm lovin' every minute of it!'
I continued on with my impure thoughts when dessert arrived. The Reese's Pieces cheesecake was as soft and creamy as ever (topped with M&M's) as it just melt in my mouth, while accompanied by an espresso that quenched my Mediterranean palette.
During the summer months the patio provides a relaxing atmosphere along with its exquisite backdrop. So while you're feeling the cool lake breeze in your hair. Why not kick back and enjoy a nice glass of wine and and share a delicious appetizer. Yes, the portions are HUGE!
Their prices are reasonable with dinner for two around $60. Also there are two convenient locations to choose from that offer the same great menu and they cater. Reservations are not necessary but are required for large parties. They're open seven days a week for breakfast including Brunch on Sundays and they have daily specials. Oh and did I mention it's also a celebrity hot spot. Great for stargazing too! And yes folks, parking is absolutely free.
Tempted? If so, slither on down to Eden you won't be disappointed. It'll be a sin if you don't. Just tell them the serpent sent you!
EDEN TRATTORIA
58 Marine Parade Drive
Etobicoke, Ontario
M6V-4G1
416-255-5588
OR
1331 St. Clair Ave. West (at Clarens Ave. 1 block East of Lansdown)
Toronto, Ontario
M6E-1C2
416-656-5511
http://www.edentrattoria.com/
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'Eden Trattoria' is a cozy place nestled in the Humber Bay Shores neighbourhood which I had the pleasure of experiencing first hand and boy am I ever sold on this place. It was bustling with activity (two floors of it) when I arrived which was a sure sign this place was going to be good. Its casual elegance means you can leave the 'fig leaf' at home.
I had a table (upstairs) that overlooked the lake and TO skyline that looked breathtaking. It had such a lovely romantic feel to it especially with the incredible panoramic view of the city lights. You can't help but fall in love with the city all over again. Ahhhhhhh!
There's a variety of great food to choose from. Anything from pizzas and pastas to steak and seafood. The possibilities are endless but whatever you choose you just can't go wrong. I ordered the 'Antipasto Friutti di Mare' in a nice balsamic vinaigrette dressing and the 'Antipasto di Casa' which was an assortment of bocconcini, sun dried olives, roasted red peppers, proschuttini and italian soppresatta and it was great. Oh I can taste the fresh bread now!
My taste buds continued on to experience a baked panzerotti (it was larger than my plate!) with a side order of piping hot tomato dipping sauce. Oh so heavenly! I was waiting for the serpent to come slithering down the pillar to ask me how the meal was. In that I would have replied, 'yes I have sinned and I'm lovin' every minute of it!'
I continued on with my impure thoughts when dessert arrived. The Reese's Pieces cheesecake was as soft and creamy as ever (topped with M&M's) as it just melt in my mouth, while accompanied by an espresso that quenched my Mediterranean palette.
During the summer months the patio provides a relaxing atmosphere along with its exquisite backdrop. So while you're feeling the cool lake breeze in your hair. Why not kick back and enjoy a nice glass of wine and and share a delicious appetizer. Yes, the portions are HUGE!
Their prices are reasonable with dinner for two around $60. Also there are two convenient locations to choose from that offer the same great menu and they cater. Reservations are not necessary but are required for large parties. They're open seven days a week for breakfast including Brunch on Sundays and they have daily specials. Oh and did I mention it's also a celebrity hot spot. Great for stargazing too! And yes folks, parking is absolutely free.
Tempted? If so, slither on down to Eden you won't be disappointed. It'll be a sin if you don't. Just tell them the serpent sent you!
EDEN TRATTORIA
58 Marine Parade Drive
Etobicoke, Ontario
M6V-4G1
416-255-5588
OR
1331 St. Clair Ave. West (at Clarens Ave. 1 block East of Lansdown)
Toronto, Ontario
M6E-1C2
416-656-5511
http://www.edentrattoria.com/
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Thursday, April 30, 2009
"NEW LAWS PUTS THE BRAKES ON CELLPHONES"
If you're a wireless wonder behind the wheel your talking, texting and e-mailing days are coming to an abrupt end this fall. Yes folks, Queen's Park passed Bill 118 on April 21 that will make your guilty pleasures on the open road a thing of the past.
The ban, while long overdue, won't come into effect until the fall. But cell phones won't be the only hand-held devices to get a bad wrap by this new law. Portable DVD players, video games and MP3 players will also be affected. However, the use of Bluetooths or 911 calls are not. Another exception are GPS (Global positioning systems) but they must be properly fastened to the dashboard.
So don't worry too much if you're caught with one hand on the blackberry and the other on the steering wheel. It may cost you upwards of a $500 fine, but won't result in any demerit points just yet. For those that still don't get the message and put others at risk can be charged with careless driving.
A wide variety of hands-free devices are available for those that want to continue to gab free of this new law.
Ontario now joins Quebec, Newfoundland, Labrador and Nova Scotia in their fight against 'banning electronic devices' to deter further distractions while driving.
Remember keep your hands off the cell and on the wheel! Safe driving everyone! Read more on this article...
The ban, while long overdue, won't come into effect until the fall. But cell phones won't be the only hand-held devices to get a bad wrap by this new law. Portable DVD players, video games and MP3 players will also be affected. However, the use of Bluetooths or 911 calls are not. Another exception are GPS (Global positioning systems) but they must be properly fastened to the dashboard.
So don't worry too much if you're caught with one hand on the blackberry and the other on the steering wheel. It may cost you upwards of a $500 fine, but won't result in any demerit points just yet. For those that still don't get the message and put others at risk can be charged with careless driving.
A wide variety of hands-free devices are available for those that want to continue to gab free of this new law.
Ontario now joins Quebec, Newfoundland, Labrador and Nova Scotia in their fight against 'banning electronic devices' to deter further distractions while driving.
Remember keep your hands off the cell and on the wheel! Safe driving everyone! Read more on this article...
"THE ELIMINATOR: WEEDS BEWARE!"
Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive and capable of overrunning my lawn each spring....They're WEEDS!
Yes folks, it's that season again when those pesky garden nuisances come back for a repeat performance to make my lawn (and me) miserable. Oh I know they're out there waiting for the opportune moment to strike while rearing their ugly heads amongst my would be luxurious lawn.
But in the flick of a sprinkler, my lush garden paradise begins to sprout these yellow pollen pushing beauties. First randomly, one by one giving me a taste of things to come. Then rapidly multiplying as a field of dandelions wrecks havoc on its poor unsuspecting prey. My grass.
They psychologically taunt me with their deafening laughter as they get increasingly louder in my head it feels like it's about to explode. The situation begins to look bleak. But wait what's that I see in the distance, help is on the way. Yes, the cavalry (a.k.a. 'The Weedman') arrives to save my lawn and (more importantly) my sanity....Ahhhh....My hero!
The Weedman barrels down over the unwanted flowering beacons of light now deeply embedded amongst the helpless new blades of grass. While the tiny organic beads of rejuvenation generously being spread all over my lawn is sure way to let the weeds know that this lawn ain't big enough for the both of us. There's a new Sheriff in town and I aim to clean up this here lawn even if it means watching ya'll shrivel up and die in the sun. I said, "dance dandelions, dance!"
It's been a few days and all traces of the dreaded chicory hostage taking becomes a thing of the past. Yes, happy days are here again and I like it. Now if I can only stop the neighbours kitty from using my rose bed as a personal toilet all would be right in the world. Well, at least in my world. Read more on this article...
Yes folks, it's that season again when those pesky garden nuisances come back for a repeat performance to make my lawn (and me) miserable. Oh I know they're out there waiting for the opportune moment to strike while rearing their ugly heads amongst my would be luxurious lawn.
But in the flick of a sprinkler, my lush garden paradise begins to sprout these yellow pollen pushing beauties. First randomly, one by one giving me a taste of things to come. Then rapidly multiplying as a field of dandelions wrecks havoc on its poor unsuspecting prey. My grass.
They psychologically taunt me with their deafening laughter as they get increasingly louder in my head it feels like it's about to explode. The situation begins to look bleak. But wait what's that I see in the distance, help is on the way. Yes, the cavalry (a.k.a. 'The Weedman') arrives to save my lawn and (more importantly) my sanity....Ahhhh....My hero!
The Weedman barrels down over the unwanted flowering beacons of light now deeply embedded amongst the helpless new blades of grass. While the tiny organic beads of rejuvenation generously being spread all over my lawn is sure way to let the weeds know that this lawn ain't big enough for the both of us. There's a new Sheriff in town and I aim to clean up this here lawn even if it means watching ya'll shrivel up and die in the sun. I said, "dance dandelions, dance!"
It's been a few days and all traces of the dreaded chicory hostage taking becomes a thing of the past. Yes, happy days are here again and I like it. Now if I can only stop the neighbours kitty from using my rose bed as a personal toilet all would be right in the world. Well, at least in my world. Read more on this article...
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