Wednesday, February 25, 2009

"BARENAKED LADIES SHEDS FRONTMAN"

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. Well, I guess that time has finally come. 'Steven Page's' departure from BNL to pursue a solo career was announced on their website much to the surprise of hardcore 'Ladies' fans. Ed Robertson and co-founder of the band with Page over 20 years ago in Toronto maintains it was a difficult but mutual decision and took months of discussion.

The band had been through a difficult 2008 after Page, along with his girlfriend, and roommate were charged with drug possession after cocaine was found at a Fayetteville N.Y., apartment. The charges were later dropped after securing a deal to remain out of trouble for the next six months. That same summer, Robertson walked away unhurt after his plane crashed in Bancroft, Ont.

The band including Robertson, Jim Creeggan, Kevin Hearn, and Tyler Stewart will be back in the studio in April to record their new CD sans Pages signature voice. But have no immediate plans to replace him. Their first show at Universal Studios in Orlando is set for March 7.

BNL is responsible for the catchy tunes 'One Week', 'If I Had $1,000,000', and 'Brian Wilson' that put Toronto on the international map.
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"CALL OF THE WILD HAVE BEACHES PRAYING FOR A BUSY SIGNAL"

Gone are the childhood memories of hearing the Roadrunner's 'beep-beep' blaring from your television set. The good ol' Acme Company providing clever gadgets for a sly but always beaten coyote as he used to try to catch the cunning bird on the Looney Tunes. But Wile E. Coyote is far from animated here. He's a real, living breathing threat and he's brought a friend. A pair of coyotes have been spotted by residents in the Neville Park area that have given people reason for concern.

Last Saturday's incident in the Beaches involving Zoe, a 6-year-old chihuahua, who was dragged by the neck never to be seen again by the predator in question hits very close to home. The brazen attack on the little dog happened at 8:45 a.m. in full view of the owner after a coyote leapt over a 1.2 meter chain link fence. This clearly shows that these animals have become quite comfortable in our environment and aren't going anywhere anytime soon.

Toronto Animal Services have been called in and are looking at various solutions to the problems without harming the coyotes. They're looking to deter them from residential areas by ways of trapping and relocation. People are concerned not only for their pets but for their children's safety. A small child would be an easy target for a coyote if left unattended in a yard.

Their diet consists primarily of mice, rabbit and squirrels but feeding on cats is not unheard of. Long before the attack on Zoe, cats had been missing without any explanation but people had their suspicions. Another incident the following day involved yet another dog weighing seven kilograms but survived the attack with serious injuries.
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Monday, February 23, 2009

"THE BACHELOR: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN"

Oh the ladies were back (well some of our fav's and not so fav's that is) and were looking lovely as ever this week for 'The Bachelor: The Ladies Tell All' to a live audience (of what else?...more women).

It was interesting to see them all together in one room (and being civil!) especially with the whole cattiness between (you're goin' down) 'Megan' and (drama queen) 'Erica', (you better give me a rose or I'll be pissed) 'Lauren', and (oh so material girl) 'Natalie'. Not so surprising there was 'Stephanie' who radiated nothing but class (Jason himself even complimented her) and whose positive outlook on her search finding Prince Charming should be infectious to many people out there who have fallen in their own dating funk.

Our very own Canuck girl 'Jillian' was indeed a crowd favourite and got an enormously warm welcome from the audience when put on the hot seat with host Chris Harrison. Highlights of their dates (especially the steamy 'hot-tub' scene in New Zealand that had our girl even blushing) were recapped and although it was the heartfelt emotion of final rose ceremony that had her graceful exit. It clearly showed that moment still had a profound affect on her. She said she would return as 'The Bachelorette' if asked (hint-hint for next season). But my favourite quote of the night when asked about her journey on the bachelor was said by our Canuck girl. "You have to slay a couple of dragons before you can find your prince." So true Jillian, so true!

Aside from some bloopers (J's runaway horse, the funny bath jet noise reminiscent of some other bodily function, popping umbrella's and others) that ended up on the editing floor were kind of funny. After all this is reality tv and anything that's 'real' is likely to happen.

We also took a better look at 'Melissa' and 'Molly' but right there waiting in the wings it looks like 'DeAnna' will be there just in time to make J's decision a little harder. He is seen crying and openly admits he's fallen in love with two women at the same time. Bummer! People can't even get one person to fall in love with them let alone two! I know, I know the circumstances are unusual to say the least but it's not over until both ladies meet Jason's family (and his son Ty).

Truthfully, I'm not really into either of the two ladies (and this has nothing to do with the fact that 'Jillian' was given her walking papers last week either). I don't find Melissa ready to make that commitment (not to mention that of a stepmother to Ty). I find she lacks the maturity and the life experience to take their relationship any further. Jason's family actually mentions this when they meet her (and their comments on her pulling another DeAnna). Being a wife and mother entails more than just 'playing house'. Molly on the other hand, I find to be more of a selfish nature. Please don't get me wrong. I just find her to be well, too independent for Jason and tying her down with an already instant family might not be something she really wants at least not just yet. And what's with Jason's constant referral to her eyes. They're huge! End of story.

Next week we'll learn who it is. Finally! But I'm sure not with more emotionally dramatic twists and turns that we can't handle! Are we ready? You darn tootin' bet we are! I can't wait to see the infamous 'After Rose Ceremony' since it's not going to be open to a live audience. What's up with that? We'll have to wait and see Bachelor fans! We'll have to wait and see! Read more on this article...

"THE OSCARS: EVER SO SLIGHTLY GOLDEN"

Once again the glitz, the glam, and the sham made an appearance at the '81st Academy Awards' this past Sunday which proves that all that glitters isn't always gold.Truthfully, I've never been a fan (of any awards show). I find them drawn out, boring and in one word a regular 'yawnfest'. This year's show was no exception even with Hugh Jackman at the helm of this Oscar ship. Kudos to him for incorporating the nominated movies into his economically friendly opening number with the usage of homemade props.

The Kodak theatre looked stunning with the thousands of sparkling Swarovski's crystals neatly draped above the stage and the Michelangeloesque (reminiscent of the St. Peter's Basilica in Rome) lit up the floor. While the orchestra was featured on the stage (like the big bands of the 50's) rather than neatly tucked away in the pit. Great for those celebs sitting in the first few rows.

Unfortunately, as mentioned I didn't particularly like a lot of things about the show. Jackman's musical number with Beyonce looked out of place. He's clearly no Jay-Z but this was an unlikely combination of talent I'd rather choose to forget. It just looked flat out tacky. Ben Stiller's impersonation of a not-so-wanna-be-rap-artist Joaquin Phoenix (as made famous by his last appearance on the Letterman Show) fell flat. I also wasn't thrilled with Tina Fey (and Steve Martin's) appearance(s) either. The whole 'Sarah Palin' impersonation has been way too tiresome (beating a dead horse here are we Tina?) and so the least I see of her lately the better.

I was pleased with Jennifer Aniston who presented best animated feature film (alongside Jack Black). She looked great and rightfully so with her talented beau John Mayer there for support. She looked relaxed as ever and especially with Brangelina looking on in the front row would make me cringe just a little.

The best actress award went to Kate Winslet for 'The Reader' and her acceptance speech was fantastic. Frankly, the little golden statute had been a long time coming for her. I so loved when she asked her dad to whistle to let her know where he was in the audience. The best actor nod went to Sean Penn (who tied with Brad Pitt for best dressed male I'd like to add) for 'Milk' but he forgot to thank one of his biggest supporters, his wife. Yikes!

Some other things I found interesting were the surprise guests (all were previous winners) whom presented the best actor/actress awards. Sophia Loren looked like a bad drag queen. Physically she looks great but what happened to aging gracefully? Cringe worthy!

Heath Ledger was given the best supporting actor award for his portrayal of his demented version of the Joker in 'The Dark Knight' as his family was there to accept the award. Sadly, this was a bittersweet win for a man who had the potential continue to go on to do great things in film.

The big winner of the night (and no surprise here since it's been getting a lot of buzz lately) was 'Slumdog Millionaire'. It took home the 'best' of eigth awards including 'motion picture', 'director', 'adapted screenplay', 'cinematography', 'film editing', 'sound mixing', 'original score' and 'original song'.

I did save the best for last though. It's time for the red carpet awards (yes there is such an award even though technically it's never been a category recognized by the academy) and let me just say that all of the stars gave their suits n' frocks a lot of thought this year. Perhaps, they'd been taking notes from previous years and tried desperately to avoid being nominated for the not-so-prestigious worst dressed list.

Yes, even Marisa Tomei looked great (surprisingly for a change) in her silver neatly pleated sleeveless Versace gown. But her co-star Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler) still looked atrocious (even with a necklace of Lokki his dearly departed pooch) and wearing Gaultier even, for a comeback he really should do something about his stylist. Rourke was tied for worst dressed with Phillip Seymour Hoffman who donned a ski beret with his tux. I've heard of being a slave to fashion but this is just flat out wrong. Oh behave!

Other graceful ladies included Penelop Cruz (best supporting actress for 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' btw nice speech and in two languages!) looked radiant in her bare shouldered Balmain vintage cream gown giving a whole new meaning to Spanish royalty. Ole!

Kate Winslet in a steel grey, two-toned Yves St. Laurent looked every bit of an Oscar winner with this stunning dress complimented by large diamond earrings. Sarah Jessica Parker in a 'hint of mint' strapless Dior ball gown paid homage to her Sex in the City's, Carrie Bradshaw. I also loved her softened darken locks (Garnier take care) a far cry from the shaggy blonde were accustomed to. C'est magnifique!

Anne Hathaway was the epitome of sophistication in a glittering Armani Prive. Her bare shouldered column dress only enhanced her alabaster skin and dark hair. Simply gorgeous! Angelina Jolie decided to go with a classic long black gown (no surprise here) from Elie Saab (and not the Morticia Addams she's infamous for). The green emeralds gave the whole look a splash of much needed colour.

As you can tell the night was a mixed bag of the good, the bad and the ugly. Thankfully, this show comes around only once a year. I'd just hate to have to sit in a comatose state through another three hours. See ya next year!
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Thursday, February 19, 2009

"OBAMAMANIA: CANUCKS FIND OUT WHAT ALL THE HYPES ABOUT"

Answer: Kennedy, Clinton and Obama. Cue the Jeopardy theme. Question: What U.S. President's have Canadians expressed such enthusiasm for?That was exactly the case on a cold and snowy day in February on Parliament Hill when the newly appointed 'U.S. President Barack Obama' surrounded by Secret Service agents pulled up in the infamous 'Beast'.

Crowds eagerly and patiently awaited, proudly waving signs of their approval for just a glimpse of the man whom the whole world has been set a buzz about. Finally, he exits the car and casually waves to the people behind the barrier. It's truly a priceless moment that will go down in history for those that witnessed it first hand.

I was quite impressed with him at the press conference. It was then that I actually gained further respect for the man. He thanked Canadians not only for their contribution on fighting the war against terror, not only the ones that helped with his campaign, but everyone in our country. This spoke volumes of the class act he truly is. The fact that he chose to make his first official visit to Canada says a lot of what he thinks about his neighbours to the north considering Bush decided that Mexico was the way to go when he was elected. That obviously didn't sit at all well with Canadians and rightfully so considering we are only the US's largest trading partner in the world.

Truthfully, I didn't expect great things from Bush and I haven't figured out why he was ever reelected for yet another term. The only thing that comes to mind is that people chose the devil they did know rather than the devil they didn't. Have you seen John Kerry? Sheesh scary! I'm curious to see what this guy will bring to the White House and you know that the whole world will be keeping a close eye on him.

His meeting with Harper (although brief since he was back at home in time for dinner) proved successful. I just wish good ol' Harper would take a page from Obama's book of wisdom and proves once and for all he's (and the Conservatives are) not the initial train wreck his (their) own country believes he is (they are). That too is something this country is anxiously waiting to see although I'm not holding my breath.

Lastly, Obama did make time to go to into town to pick up a snow globe and a key chain for his girls (apparently they've been collecting them throughout his campaign). He also popped into a local coffee shop (heavily surrounded by muscle of course) and all the locals said he was very pleasant which I'm sure added to his larger than life persona that the world's built. So even with all this hype, he's as down to earth man as ever only with some pretty big shoes to fill. Hey, it's all in a days work.

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Monday, February 16, 2009

"THE BACHELOR: BUBYE JILLIAN BUBYE!"

Beautiful rocky cliffs, insane bungee jumping, and a relaxing boat ride (and no episode would be complete without three bikini clad bachlorettes making an appearance!) were on the agenda in breathtaking New Zealand on this exciting episode of 'The Bachelor'.A stunning backdrop of lush greenery made for a scenic view that looked like a giant exotic postcard across my television screen.

Unfortunately, it was also here that was the end of the road for our very own Canuck girl 'Jillian'. It was a tearjerker of a goodbye and Jason too, shed plenty of H20 after her car drove off. What real raw emotion if I ever saw it (of all the bachelors to date none have been so emotionally attached to each of the ladies that were sent home). I can finally say it put the 'real' back in 'reality' television.

I thought I had it all figured out in my head last week (especially since I got 'Naomi' right) on who wasn't going to receive a rose. This week I could have sworn it was going to be 'Melissa' (with the whole 'didn't meet the parents' thing from the week before which mind you is clearly still bothering Jason) to be sent home but I was wrong. I guess when I kept hearing 'Jillian' saying she was looking for her 'best friend' Jason had other things on his mind. The word 'passion' was mentioned but after their little romp in the hotub at the winery I thought she was a keeper. Guess not! I still have this sneaky suspicion that 'Molly' will be the one left standing (that is if 'DeAnna' doesn't really screw Jason up with more mind games...Ahhh the little twists and turns of reality shows at their finest eh?!).

I must admit it was a nice touch for Molly to have turned the tables on our boy 'J' and asked him to spend the night with her. Way to go girl grabbing the bull by the horns! Looks like someones been watching all 'The Bachelor/Bachellorette' seasons! Nice homework there 'Mol'!

Next week it's the 'Bachelorette's Tell-All' and it'll be interesting to see all the ladies come face to face with each other (and Jason) after all this time. In two weeks it's the grand finale when 'M2' (Molly and Melissa) meet J's family and most importantly his son Ty. That'll make it close to making his decision on who gets to be the new 'Mrs. Jason Mesnik' or so because so far no one's made it even close to the alter except Trista and Ryan.

My money's on 'Mol' but 'Mel' will be a strong contender. But on the off chance that Jason does pick 'Mel', their wedding planner might suggest the theme to their nuptials be something along the lines of 'Meet the Parents'. Yikes!
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Saturday, February 14, 2009

"THE KISSING CHRONICLES: 5 PART LOVE STYLE SERIES"

We're celebrating our first 'Valentine's Day' at 'The Crimson Diary' and I thought what better way to commemorate this very special day of the year than to honour it with one of the most personal expressions of 'love' there are.

This 'smoochalicious 5-part series' includes: 'The Lost Art Of Kissing', 'Setting The Mood', 'Strip For Love', 'Erotic Massage And You', and finally 'Call Me The Love Machine'. So whether your a 'first timer' or a 'pro' (and everyone else in between) there's something here for you. Hope it puts a smile on your face and a spring in your step like it did mine! Go on, put on the chapstick and enjoy the ride!

PART 1
http://thecrimsondiary.blogspot.com/2009/02/kissing-chronicles-1-lost-art-of.html

PART 2
http://thecrimsondiary.blogspot.com/2009/02/kissing-chronicles-2-setting-mood.html

PART 3
http://thecrimsondiary.blogspot.com/2009/02/kissing-chronicles-3-strip-for-love.html

PART 4
http://thecrimsondiary.blogspot.com/2009/02/kissing-chronicles-4-erotic-massage-for.html

PART 5
http://thecrimsondiary.blogspot.com/2009/02/kissing-chronicles-5-call-me-love.html

"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!"
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"FRUGAL FASHIONISTA TAKES ON V-DAY"

This is the 'Frugal Fashionista's' debut (so please be gentle folks!) and what better way to celebrate it than that with 'Valentine's Day's' gift giving!

A wide assortment of fine chocolates, exquisite jewellery, and long stemmed roses out there for those riding the more traditional 'love-train'. However, for those with a more 'naughty' sense of humour that like to think 'outside' the proverbial box of truffles, we've got anything from 'sensual surrender kits' to 'fantasy coupons' and everything else in between you can think of.

There are an endless array of unique gifts that will leave your sweetie feeling warm and fuzzy inside and won't leave your wallet 'heartbroken'. The links from 'Toronto.com' provides some nifty little ideas that you can check out below. So no matter what your 'pookie-bear' or 'honey-bunny' is into, there's something for every 'lover' out there! Happy V-Day shopping boys and girls!

Valentine's Gifts For Her:
http://www.toronto.com/guide/valentines/article/630457

Valentine's Day Gifts For Him:
http://www.toronto.com/guide/valentines/article/630475

Valentine's Day Gifts Under $25
http://www.toronto.com/guide/valentines/article/631090

Valentine's Day Naughty Gifts
http://www.toronto.com/guide/valentines/article/631975

"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!"
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

"THE BACHELOR: AND THEN THERE WERE THREE...."

'Naomi' had the misfortune of being casualty numero four on 'The Bachelor' last night. I can't say that it didn't surprise me in the least though. I just found it a little strange when Jason was asked to perform a eulogy for a dead dove while on one of his hometown visits.Strange isn't it? Well, let's start from the beginning shall we?

This episode was going to have Mesnik jet-setting to three parts of the country and coming north of the border into Canada. (Yay! Sorry, I just can't help it!) First he visits Kelowna, B.C. and our hometown girl 'Jillian'. And let me tell you, the scenery with Lake Ogopogoo as a backdrop was absolutely breathtaking. While on their trip to the winery (and it was impressive), she finally opened up about her mother's 15-year battle with depression and what strain it put on her family. This was the moment Jason had been waiting for. It explained a lot and it gave him (and us) a further understanding as to what goes on in that pretty little head of our Canadian girl.

Her family visit was like being home myself. A typical 'Canuck' family that was oozing with warmth, love and plenty of humour eh! Mom with her list of questions and Jillian's dad draping a Canadian flag around Jason once he entered the house. Loved sweet grandma's special gift of 'maple leaf' boxer shorts too. During the credits at the end he ends up putting them on while Jillian's dad sings the Canadian National anthem. Jason blushing was as red as the leaves on those boxers.

Next we had our boy flying off to Grand Rapids, Michigan to visit 'Molly's' hometown. A couple of rounds of golf and some wine to loosen things up before meeting her parents was a nice touch, especially considering how much Jason loves golf too. Back home, Molly's family was also warm and loving with her dad more the conservative type. Her mom had a sense of humour having Jason draw a picture of Molly and what he sees look back at him during the rose ceremonies. The 'hat box' at the beginning was a nice invitation to break the ice with Jason while having him wearing a 'Chief's' dress on his head. Overall, another pleasant visit.

Now things start getting a little weird from here. Jason's next stop was Dallas, Texas, home of 'Melissa'. She gives him a really sweet gift she made for his son Ty (bonus!). But when she revealed that her parents weren't comfortable with the 'publicness' of this situation and wouldn't be meeting him today, you could clearly tell Jason wasn't too happy. Melissa did however, introduce him to some of her best friends. All very nice people. The one thing that struck me as odd is when Jason asked one of them if they'd ever met Melissa's parents and she too said, only once during a college pool party at their house. Sadly, as much as he really likes Melissa, Jason did comment that he doesn't know how much further things can go with her since he hasn't met any of her family. With that being said, I have a sneaky suspicion that she might be casualty numero three next week. But then again that remains to be seen.

Our last stop is Carlsbad, California. The hometown of 'Naomi' and the 'dove funeral' Jason was about to walk into. Frankly, I was rather confused about this meeting. Her family was nice, but they looked like they were all over the board. Her dad, a soft spoken man, appeared to be quite spiritual (his talk about God with Jason on their one-on-one) and then you have mother talking about reincarnation and spirituality, while playing with a hula-hoop. It was the strangest meeting yet. Not a bad bunch by any means, but it also made me understand why Naomi's parents were so completely mismatched. Divorce was not an option here, it was a darn tootin' blessing!

Next week should be exciting with their overnight dates taking place in New Zealand! The clips also show a real twist with DeAnna Pappas making an appearance. How convenient eh? I sure hope Jason learned a valuable lesson the last time she dumped him and sends her back to the States. But hey, look on the bright side, at least she'll have another ex-bachlorette to share the plane ride with this time! Oh did that ever sting! Did it ever!
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Monday, February 9, 2009

"ON YOUR MARKS CELEBS....DANCE!"

Get out that new batch of fabric tape, stock up on that tanning spray, and get that floor buffed pronto! Well, you still have some time, but not much. Get ready for 'Dancing With The Stars' fans as it makes its triumphant return next month! Season eight has 13 new 'Celebs' vying for 'Best of the Ballroom'. They were announced last night so here they are.

LIL' KIM: This Grammy Award winning 'Lady Marmalade' rapper, singer and actress asks the burning question, "Voulez vous dancer avec moi ce soir?" Translation? I thought not!

BELINDA CARLISLE: Successful solo artist and front woman for the popular 80's band 'The Go-Go's'. She may not think that 'Heaven Is A Place On Earth' if those judges scores are low! It could be a classic case of 'Head Over Heels'. Oh 'I Get Weak' just thinking about it!

DAVID ALAN GRIER: Comedian best known for being a regular on 'In Living Color' (snap and around the world!) and creating an endless array of 'wacky characters' (that Tom Bergeron could probably use for his other show America's Funniest Home Videos). But with friends like the Wayan Brothers and Jim Carey let's hope his moves are anything but funny on the dance floor! Hmmm I wonder if he picked up any pointers from 'ex-Fly Girl, J. Lo' before Fox cancelled it?

JEWEL: Country singer and three-time Grammy Nominee is set to go head-to-head with her hubby, 'Ty Murry'. Wonder if this will transpire to a full-out battle? Oh there is bound to be some serious competition between the two of them! And he used to ride some pretty mean bulls for a living too, but I don't think anything could prepare him for this. Can you say 'Paso Doble' people? Yikes!

SHAWN JOHNSON: The youngest competitor (hmmm thought that would have been 'Cody Linley' from last season but hey what do I know?!) 17-year-old, Olympian gold medalist in balance beam at the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing. You go for the gold (uh I mean mirror-ball) girl! You go!

GILLES MARINI: His television debut as 'Dante' in the 'Sex and the City' movie (he played Kim Cattrall, a.k.a. Samantha's boy toy neighbour) and has since made appearances on 'Ugly Betty', 'Dirty Sexy Money' and 'Criminal Minds'. Let's see if this Casanova can eliminate his competition long enough for Bruno Tonioli to say, '10'!

TY MURRAY: A real 'King of the Cowboys' who's bull riding skills made him a seven time All-Around World Champion and he also has two-bull riding titles to boot! He's retired now but has temporarily traded in his cowboy boots for some dancin' shoes this season! And that's NO BULL either! Yeeehawwww! Oh and he's coincidentally married to 'Jewel'.

STEVE-O: The real 'Jackass' (producer/creator/director) extraordinaire! Stephen Glover is going to prove that his talents stretch much further than having himself knocked unconscious on camera (and live to tell about it). Please folks don't try this at home! Is there a doctor in the house? Really is there?

NANCY O'DELL: Access Hollywood co-Anchor and actress (and now wanna-be dancing star) added to her list of credits. With 'Maria Menounos' doing 'Pantene' commercials and 'Billy Bush's' failed attempt at 'Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?' last year. It was only a matter of time before another one of the 'Access' clan jumped on the reality show bandwagon. Oh lucky us! NOT!

DENISE RICHARDS: 'The Bond Girl' ('Christmas Jones' from 'The World Is Not Enough' and apparently the dance floor isn't enough either!) the lovely 'ex-Mrs. Charlie Sheen' and 'Playboy Playmate' is set to donn the spray tan for this one with sexy Max as her partner! Remember her in 'Wild Things'? Oh Karina, be afraid, be very, very afraid!

LAWRENCE TAYLOR: This 'NFL Hall of Famer' (and holds a two-time Super Bowl title with the New York Giants) wants nothing more than to make a 'Touch-Down' and be the last one standing on the ballroom floor!

CHUCK WICKS: Country singer/songwriter (and cutie) responsible for the 2007 smash hit 'Stealing Cinderella' has set his eyes on the mirror-ball trophy! He'd probably write a song about it that would hit #1 on the Billboard charts! Oh and coincidentally his partner on and off the dance floor is none 0ther than 'two-time Dancing champion, Julianne Hough'. Should make for some interesting talk at the dinner table eh?! Please pass the salt and btw will stop stepping on my toes! Geez!

STEVE WOZNIAK: Release the 'Geek Squad' for this guy. 'The Woz' rocked the computer world on its ear having designed the first line of Apple products and influencing Macintosh. A business man, philanthropist (for the last three decades), and successful author, Wozniak proved he's got what it takes to get him to the top. But can he execute the perfect 'Quick Step'? We'll find out soon enough!

The competition will be fierce I say! Fierce! 'Judge Dread' Len Goodman, Carrie-Ann Inaba and Bruno Tonioli will be back, Tom Bergeron (and yeah then there's Samantha Harris with her 'man shoulders' - yes I was reminded of that unfortunately! Gulp!) will also be back. This year we've got a newly engaged professional dance couple competing against one another with Karina Smirnoff (wasn't she living with Mario Lopez up until just the other day?) and Maksim Chmerkovskiy (Yeah that Maks!) going head-to-head. The popular Macys Stars of Dance and the Ballroom Kids Competition also returns. But I'm sure they'll be plenty of other surprises in store along the way.


The slight twist this season has the bottom two couples facing elimination having a 'Dance-Off' to determine who is booted off in the first weeks of competition. It should be rather interesting to see what happens this season. I'm thinking that Denise Richards will make 'a la Brooke Burke' and take this thing with Maks. As for the first two to be eliminated. I think 'Steve-O' and 'Geek Steve' will be the first to hang up their dancin' shoes. After all this is reality tv isn't it? Ahhhh ain't life grand!

The DWTS 2-hour Season Premiere Monday March 9 at 8 p.m. on ABC and CTV.

The DWTS Results Show Premieres Tuesday March 17.
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"T.O.'S TAXES GETTING A REAL WORKOUT"

2 more, 3 more, 4 more....Can you feel the burn T.O.? If you can't, you haven't gotten your new property tax assessment in the mail yet. This mornings budget unveiled a 4 per cent rise in your property taxes.That's an increase of $89 per household which translates to an additional 25 cents a day for your wallet.

The reasons? According to Mayor Miller, welfare, policing, snow removal, and the dreaded TTC are being blamed for driving the costs up. However, programs for low income earners and seniors will be expanded qualifying another 22,000 families for assistance. In order to ease business property tax rates, homeowners get the short end of the stick by picking up the greater tab.

Unfortunately, the 2.5 per cent hike fails to include increases in water rates, the new personal vehicle tax and new user fee for garbage. You see, I told you your wallet was going to work up a good sweat!
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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

"THE BACHELOR: REEL VS. REALITY"

And then there were four....Poor Stefanie who was sent home last night. It was evident right from the start that hunky 'Bachelor' and single dad, 'Jason Mesnick' (dumped by DeAnna 'The Bachlorette' Pappas last season) didn't go all 'ga-ga' over Stef.The chemistry just wasn't there. It looked more one sided and although he really tried (he really did!) nothing could prevent the inevitable from happening (not even after he met Stef's sweet daughter Sophia on their one-on-one date). Her exit was a graceful one which is a rarity on that show.

Not like the rants and tears of scorned lunatics wondering why they didn't receive a rose. HA! Are you kidding me? (major eye rolling here) I would have stopped watching had he not come to his senses. The last few seasons of this show have gotten me so enraged namely because no one's actually successful in their relationships. It seems to me that people do the show for the wrong reasons. I mean really how can you fall head over heels in love with a total stranger in a few weeks and suddenly propose to them on national television? Okay, so Trista and Ryan are a special case. And in no way am I a fan of Trista, but I will give her and Ryan this, they were seriously looking for their 'soul mates' which is more than I can say for the rest of these people. They've got their 5 minutes of fame in and then walk away still single but with more exposure. People will still know you're a player.

Frankly, this is the kind of exposure you don't want. Unless you like people coming up to you on the street saying, "Dude, what were you thinking?" Yup folks, it's a double edged sword with you on the pointy end! I actually boycotted watching this show for this very reason. Oh sure, the dates are out of this world, some even to exotic places that have you thinking, 'my own life is so boring!'.

But again, through the magic of television (and network exec's) these shows thrive on the Neilson ratings to go through the roof so romantic adventures that pull out all the stops are a definite must! Mesnick's hometown of Washington was no exception because it too is as lovely as ever. Those night scenes were spectacular!

However, one thing I have noticed this season as opposed to all the others is the genuine interaction between the five ladies. Whether it's genuine or not is something else but at least these women managed to keep their composure. I can't begin to imagine how difficult it is to compete with other attractive single women for the same man and not give off any jealous vibes (and on national television). I mean you're always on the receiving end of a camera so all your actions and thoughts are recorded. It takes guts, perseverance and a whole lotta luck on this show. May the best woman win! Or should I say the last woman standing? Perhaps, things might have had a different outcome had Jason decided to keep the drama queens, clingy chics, and control freaks instead of the one's with the most heartwarming appeal.

I'm sure there's more interesting 'revelations' come the ladies hometown visits next week. It should be interesting. I'm rooting for fellow Canuck 'Jillian'. But I'm almost convinced Jason will pick 'Molly' from Michigan cause he said she was the 'best kisser' on a radio show. And in the final four, it can only work to your advantage to have the best 'smoochie poochie'!


Next week will it be 'Naomi', 'Melissa', 'Molly' or (our girl) 'Jillian'? Yay! Stay tuned! Same Bachelor time! Same Bachelor channel! That's ABC and Citytv at 8 p.m. on Mondays.
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"SEEING RED? NOT SO SAYS T.O. HYDRO"

If you're seeing 'red' in the city you're not alone. Toronto Hydro crews are using red paint as part of their inspection and repair campaign to quickly identify hand wells that have been fixed.The paint is temporary and will come off within a few days.

Hydro has 600 repair people working around the clock replacing the 15,000 existing covers with non-conductive covers. Even more so now since the stray voltage has been zapping more than just Fido lately.


The 'current' catchers are not only adults but children as well. School officials reported to TO Hydro that they'd been returning from a field trip last Thursday when the minor shocks occurred. This prompted Hydro to refocus their efforts citing school zones to be worked on first. The rest of the downtown core would be completed by the end of the month, followed by the rest of the GTA.

Reports have come in from different parts of the city with the same MO. An electrical shock after having stepping on metal plates which house wires for nearby lights as well as electrical equipment. Road salt has been blamed as it decays wires underground, sending stray voltage to a steel plate where it becomes energized.

A 24-hour hotline (416-222-3773) was set up to report any hand wells that pose a risk to the public, while launching the $10 million preventative program that also began yesterday.

The first incident occurred last November when a German Sheppard was electrocuted at Keele and Annette streets near a light pole. Less than two months later, yet another dog was electrocuted after having stepped on one of these plates on the sidewalk.
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Monday, February 2, 2009

"CUTE CRITTER SAYS NO TO EARLY SPRING"

His appearance is crucial to the longevity of winter every February 2 but this time he disappointed many. A crowd of 200 people waited with baited breath early this morning in Wiarton, Ont., to witness the prediction.Most groaned and some cheered.

Yes, our furry albino forecaster, 'Wiarton Willie' saw his shadow which means six more weeks of cold and snow! The rest of the country fared no better with 'Shubenacadie Sam' (Nova Scotia) and 'Balzac Billy' (Calgary) all in agreement that this season is far from over. Same goes south of the border with Pennsylvannia's 'Punxsutawney Phil' who broke the bad news of winter's extension to thousands of people gathered to witness his prediction at Gobbler's Knob.

German folklore has it that animals contained 'supernatural powers' that were only active on this special day which marks the half way point between winter and spring. It's supposed to have helped farmers determine when to plant to ensure a successful crop. Oh well, better luck next year!
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