"WRITER SEEKING FOREVER HOME!"

If all it takes are sad eyes, a quirky expression, and a wet nose to melt the hearts of animal lovers. Then why not apply that same ad to my job hunting. What have I got to lose? Well, here goes nothing.

Attention potential future parents (a.k.a. potential employers). Female Golden Retriever (I mean writer), whose absence from the dog park (I believe that's work force in human terms) tending to family obligations, but is back and better than ever. She's well behaved, housebroken (that goes for offices too), and graduated top dog in her obedience class (Journalism that is - yup, this puppy can write!) and she's got a lovely disposition.

This long brown-haired (yet, hypo-allergenic) girl is approximately 6 years-old (in pooch years that is) but has plenty of spunk left in her, is well adjusted, professional (there goes those people words again), and has an outgoing personality. Oh and she's up-to-date on all shots too!

She gets along well with others (of the 2 and 4 legged kind) which includes cats and small children (and big kids at heart). Goldie is willing to be re-trained (as the new canine on the block), and does not suffer from any separation anxiety. Yes, our girl can be left alone for long periods of time without supervision and you'll still find your home (or office) looking spotless. But she also works well with others too. And won't object to a good pat on the back from time to time for a job well done. She promises not to jump up on the furniture either.

The barking is minimal to none, but will only when necessary. She does well in a home (and office) environment, loves to go for long walks (sans leash of course) but does not like crates. Hey, you wouldn't want a crate either!

So if you're looking for a sweet, energetic and talented pup. Who would be a welcome addition to any home (and office), then look no further. Here's your girl! And as an added bonus we'll waive the adoption fee (just this once). Now that's an offer you can't refuse!

*Insert sad puppy dog eyes here*

Well, is it working yet? If this ad has peeked your interest (or if you have any further questions) don't hesitate to post a comment below or in the chat box to the right of your screen. I just want to go home! (and get to work!) Thanks!